Haddon

Haddon is the guy in your class that is super loud and annoying but everyone still wants to be friends with. He makes that class so much better than what it would be without him. Haddon is super cool, funny, stupid (in a good way), cute, and memorable. The Haddon I know has cute glasses that he thinks he doesn’t look good in but he actually looks super hot in them. And he’s super tall and really charismatic.

Me: Haddon looks really good in those glasses why doesn’t he wear them more often?
Friend: I don’t know but he’s super hot in them

by HelloBabes October 16, 2019

Hadron Super Collider

Located in Switzerland, the worlds largest particle accelerator, which will probably end up causing the apocalypse

This space would contain an example of the hadron super collider had it not blown up the world

by GraaainsTheVegetarianZombie October 20, 2008

Hudson River White Fish

A used condom floating down the Hudson River

Don't go swimming in the Hudson, too many Hudson River white fish in there

by Lump&Dump April 20, 2010

Hudson

The definition of a pure athlete he's cool, nice, sweet, and big hearted very generous and always there for people. Often a best friend to many people.

Whoa he's so cool that must be Hudson.

by Jaysean12 September 16, 2011

Croton-on-Hudson, NY

A small, tight-knit community in Northwest Westchester County, NY, population 7,606 (2000). The village was formerly an idealistic communist stronghold, but has since devolved into a hamlet of bourgeois consumers, driven by false needs. The families are quite diverse with about 10% being gainfully employed intellectuals, artists, architects, and musicians, 10% bankers and attorneys, 25% NYC cops, firefighters, and MTA workers, 35% unemployed, middle-aged writers, software geeks, and rich lesbians who lie to themselves about "working at home" or being "self-employed." About 20% are retired, just plain lazy, or various Latino minority working in the landscaping business. The architecture is somewhere between late 19th-century Northeast and 1950s trailerpark. The hodgepodge of styles is a visual abomination and only a catastrophe at the nearby Indian Point Nuclear Power Plant will save it. The village's main industry is parking, given the 2200-space lot at the MTA train station. The second largest industry is aluminum siding. The children of the village are all taught to love one another and sign meaningless pieces of paper pledging to "be nice" or to "not do drugs." However, they begin to smoke marijuana and drink Bud Light in the 8th grade. They love to hang out at Power Lines and generally waste their precious time. Sports are big in the area, with all manner of athletic diversion taking the place of academic achievment. Many youth pretend to be thugs, though they have no real knowledge of African-American culture other than what they glean from MTV Cribs and Chapelle's Show. No one in the village really gives much of a fuck about anything, which, according to most analysts, make it a dope place to live.

The reason I moved to Croton is because my husband can commute 45 minutes into the City, I can stay at home volunteering at the food bank, and we don't have to mow our lawn.

by Sean O'Hallorhan May 28, 2005

Hudson Duster

When one uses their pubic hair to wipe the face of another willing participant. Can be used with both males and females, and with both male and female partners. Female dusting is preferred because the male penis may interfere during a dusting, and it is not a true dusting unless it is done with pubic hair only.

Me and Wendy were so drunk last night that she wanted to give me a blow job. I was only able to pull my pubes out instead of my penis and I gave her a hudson duster instead.

by rkramer89 May 13, 2008

Hudson Shuffle

When you have to run to the toilet in order to take a shit.
In order to be a true Hudson Shuffle you have to be in a place where it is inappropriate to run to the toilet.

Last night at work i had to do a hudson shuffle.

by neoender June 24, 2009