The equivalent to the boogie monster. The short creature that comes out at night and nibbles little children’s ears if they have a messy room. Levi is rumored to be 3”4 and very attractive to eye witnesses.
“I leave one pair of shoes out on my floor and i wake up to a hot midget, Levi Ackerman, bitting my ear!”
“The mother warned her children to tidy their rooms, otherwise Levi Ackerman would come by at night and nibble their ears.”
“The mother warned her children to tidy their rooms, otherwise Levi Ackerman would come by at night and nibble their ears.”
by p1ssk1nk321 July 24, 2021
Get the levi ackerman mug.an eternal ethereal goddess who i want to marry she has short black hair and is tall (taller than me at least) she is very gorgeous and she used to simp for eren but he is an asshole who just has to be saved 24/7 and looks like jesus in season 4.
mikasa ackerman is most likely bisexual because she loved sasha!!!! (i don’t make the rules i only enforce them)
as i am a woman myself i would very much like mikasa to use her strong arms to save me from titans and i would marry her and treat her better than eren jaeger
also goth mikasa is so freaking pretty
anyone who calls her “mankasa” is just someone who gets no pussy or dick and is literally a virgin who probably plays COD but sucks at it and gets carried in the game
if you look like mikasa HMU IMMEDIATELY SHAWTY i’ll treat u right i promise
mikasa ackerman is most likely bisexual because she loved sasha!!!! (i don’t make the rules i only enforce them)
as i am a woman myself i would very much like mikasa to use her strong arms to save me from titans and i would marry her and treat her better than eren jaeger
also goth mikasa is so freaking pretty
anyone who calls her “mankasa” is just someone who gets no pussy or dick and is literally a virgin who probably plays COD but sucks at it and gets carried in the game
if you look like mikasa HMU IMMEDIATELY SHAWTY i’ll treat u right i promise
Me: “What attack on titan character do you kin?”
Pretty girl: “Mikasa Ackerman”
Me: “PLEASE MARRY ME!!!”
Pretty girl: “okay” *lipbite*
Pretty girl: “Mikasa Ackerman”
Me: “PLEASE MARRY ME!!!”
Pretty girl: “okay” *lipbite*
by kikilovesmikasa March 19, 2021
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“Levi Ackerman please make me your maid, I shall clean for you everyday.”
“Levi Ackerman likes to clean.”
“Levi Ackerman likes to clean.”
by Kirruaahh October 31, 2020
Get the Levi Ackerman mug.Someone who claims they can fix broken computers, laptops, cars, TVs, microwaves, school buses, VCRs, impacted teeth, gutters, fences, garage doors, plumbing, commercial vehicles, bathtubs, with either using a Estwing Hammer, Chainsaw, Meat Clever, or Jack Hammer while recovering from a bad hangover the night before.
Work Habits:
Usually stumbles into work after a 24 hour raided party that caused them to post bail, and just after watching Jerry Springer, and can do so because they are related to the boss.
TV Shows a Hackerjack likes:
McHales Navy, F-Troop, Jerry Springer, WWF, and COPS (see how many friends are on there)
Work Habits:
Usually stumbles into work after a 24 hour raided party that caused them to post bail, and just after watching Jerry Springer, and can do so because they are related to the boss.
TV Shows a Hackerjack likes:
McHales Navy, F-Troop, Jerry Springer, WWF, and COPS (see how many friends are on there)
It's a type person who refuses to listen to expert advise or opinions, and claims to be talented enough to be either a brain surgeon, rocket scientist, rock star, president, or WWF wrestler all at the same time - and is never wrong about anything.
A Hackerjack maybe your next car or bus mechanic that works on your vehicle, but isn't qualified, so he hacks away at it.
A Hackerjack maybe your next car or bus mechanic that works on your vehicle, but isn't qualified, so he hacks away at it.
by Jack Smidey January 11, 2008
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Named for journalist Spencer Ackerman, who promoted the strategy on the email listserv "JournoList" as a means for journalists to avoid having to cover the Jeremiah Wright controversy.
Named for journalist Spencer Ackerman, who promoted the strategy on the email listserv "JournoList" as a means for journalists to avoid having to cover the Jeremiah Wright controversy.
This reckless spending during a time of record deficits is irresponsible.
Racist!
An Ackerman Gambit? I've read the JournoList, too, y'know ...
Racist!
An Ackerman Gambit? I've read the JournoList, too, y'know ...
by Shattered Glass July 24, 2010
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