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you would never guess what happened

How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.
"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"

"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."
by jaydub8907 January 7, 2008
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what happened?

smartass comment used when one slips up or makes a mistake, or rips ass, and gets called out on it.
Jake - rips ass
John - Dude that smells like sewage!
Jake "What happened?!"
by Phatban87 April 26, 2016
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What had happened

This is the opening phrase to indicate that a fictitious story is to follow.
Girlfriend: Oh no you didn't, what is all that white stuff on your boxers... ain't from me brotha!
Lying ass nigga: What had happened was there was a fire at the club and the white stuff that come out the fire extingisher got all my boxers... cus you know baby, I sag a little bit. Then I was tryna get home to you cus I didn't wanna be out all night... and then I didn't have time to wash my boxers off.
by MrsMcGhee2Your January 11, 2013
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what happened?

Non-sensical, over-used replacement for "could you please repeat that?" Generally uttered by white males in the 12-16 year-old demographic. Enhances one's ability to sound like a moron.
Roger: "Hey, Joe, what time is it?"
Joe: "What happened?"
by ESoro September 2, 2006
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why what happened?

A phrase used in Israel. It has many meanings, and usualy said with contempt. Its many meanings include: "What is your problem?", "Leave me alone", "I did nothing wrong", "No way", etc.
Used mostly by the Arses (rednecks) in Israel.
man1: Give me the 100 NIS you owe me...
man2: Why what happenned????
by Yoav moran March 10, 2005
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You happened

When a person says this, they mean when you came into my life, everything's changed. They feel differently, think differently.

Most probably say this to a person you like romantically or want to start a relationship with.
Manisha: What happened?
Arup: You happened!!
by Gizmo Ripper May 5, 2022
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then kerbal space program happened

a sentence used to describe a giant explosion and failiure in a rocket.
shadowzone: then kerbal space program happened
by whydoiwannaDIE April 5, 2021
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