Gumping

Gumping is when you perform "sexual activities" to yourself, while licking a toilet seat in a public place!

Steve broke into a tramps den and robbed his toilet seat for a good old gumping session, then returned to give the tramp a blowie for his can of beer ;)

by hahahahahaha!! i'll remove it! November 13, 2009

Gumpingham

The largest city in Alabama, populated primarily with Alabama Crimson Tide fans, aka gumps.

"Did you drive straight home after the game in Gumpaloosa?"

"Nah. We drove up to Gumpingham and to check out how miserable the gumps were after they lost."

by Wayne Windsor November 14, 2011

Gumping

The act of doing/saying something really stupid, and making yourself look special needs to everyone around you.

"When that kid stubbed his toe and threw a temper tantrum, he was really gumping it."

"You're really gumping it with all of your Poppy Playtime jokes."

by Adamchan900 June 9, 2023

gumping

diving for fart bubbles

He went gumping around the entire pool

by yonder August 29, 2004

Gumping

1: Sexual intercourse between two old people, without their false teeth in, A cross between "Humping" and "Gumming"

2: General sex

"I caught my grandparents gumping last night, it was sick"

"Sarah blatantly gumped him last night"

by Chrissie & Ben April 26, 2007

Gumping

To suck a penis dry after it has been inserted into the anus and having fecal matter on it.

"Man, I pulled my dick out of her ass and she sucked all the shit off it!"

by Peter H July 14, 2003

gumping

The act of being tied up by someone and them then unleashing their gimp on you for a serious humping.

we picked up some boys and took em home and gumped em

I'm gonna give that slut a cruel gumping

by Ron April 22, 2004