The gumbo flick or in it's verb form "flicking the gumbo" is a sexual move invented at the turn of the century for reasons unknown by Sir A. Maxwell Grigsby. The gumbo flick requires both participants to have high protein diets and to have eaten at least one serving of meatballs within a 5 hour window of beginning the flick. This move can only be safely performed on beds made before January 1st, 1973 or any size Bowflex machine as long as you are at or below sea level. The first gumbo flick performed by Sir A. Maxwell Grigsby was done on his wife Alvina Grigsby. From his notes we can come to the conclusion that the gumbo flick is performed by creating a "wine bottle effect" where essentially the man is the cork and the woman is the bottle. When cork (wang) is released in a rapid parallel motion, the bottle (vajayjay) will make a popping noise this being the flick. This motion can be done by experienced G.flicksters at a rate of up to 20 times per minute. Alvina Grigsby, a Cajun woman, described it as being "better than my favorite gumbo" thus creating the name gumbo flick.
Actual conversation between A. Maxwell and Alvina Grigsby: "thine woman, how does thee feel tonight in thy masters bed?" "I feel as if we should partake in the Gumbo flick my dear sir" "well hell yeah!"
by Memphis boneshaker February 23, 2014
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by yogurtwater January 4, 2021
Boning a chick atop a stack of Dell R620s in the hot aisle of your cabinet rows in a co-location facility, and then doing some cable management.
by therealwetgumbo February 24, 2016
Gumbo dick is when you show up to the house with your dick and some extra stuff you threw together for her to make sure you get to have sex.
Can also be called: cock chowder or schlong stew depending on region.
Can also be called: cock chowder or schlong stew depending on region.
Girl: He thinks he's gonna just come over and fuck. Imma make him wait
Dude: I've been witing too long to smash. Imma bring her this gumbo dick to change her mind.
(Sees him with drinks, weed and food)
Girl: I have been making him wait and he is kinda cute. I'll let him hit this one time. He did go out of his way.
Dude: I've been witing too long to smash. Imma bring her this gumbo dick to change her mind.
(Sees him with drinks, weed and food)
Girl: I have been making him wait and he is kinda cute. I'll let him hit this one time. He did go out of his way.
by Hobo scratch June 9, 2017
While performing drunken oral sex on your lady friend, you vomit in her vagina. Realizing that you no longer want to taste what you ate for breakfast,lunch, and dinner, you bend her over with your sausage.
During a night of heavy doses of Pabts Blue Ribbon, Jim Bob felt sick to his stomach and vomited up the peas, carrots, bread and shrimps..... instead of cleaning up where he vomited, he just stuck his dick in Traileen and when she asked what happened, he replied, "just makin some Mississippi Gumbo
by Dirty_Dan_Diggler January 14, 2010
You: Did you get with that girl last night?
Prince Lavondrious Williams the III: Uh uh bruh that bitches snatch smelt like Swamp Gumbo!
Prince Lavondrious Williams the III: Uh uh bruh that bitches snatch smelt like Swamp Gumbo!
by Prince Lavondrious The III October 25, 2019