ur granny tranny

The only insult worse than “ur dad lesbian”

Carl: “UR MOM GAY”
Joe: “ur dad lesbian”
Carl: *dies*
Carl’s friend: ur granny tranny
Joe: *dies*
Carl: *comes back to life*

by The Kamoka March 10, 2018

Granny

1. n. Short for "grandmother," used informally.

2. v. To throw an object by holding it in both hands and pitching it underhand, generally while bending the knees. Used often when referring to a style of throwing a basketball for those too weak or innacurate to make it to the hoop.

3. n. Short for "Granny Smith," a type of apple.

1. Are we going to see Granny? She makes awesome potato salad.

2. If you can't make a free throw regularly, man, just granny it up there. It's just a pickup game.

3. Man, that was a good granny I just ate there.

by Talmanes March 2, 2006

granny bikini

This is the variant of the bikini swimsuit that was popular and considered daring in the mid-1960's, when the Beach Party movies were made starring Annette Funicello or the original version of Where the Boys Are. It consists of a full, often padded, bra and a short-shorts or skirted bottom, as opposed to the string bikini or the French cut bikini of later times. This term is usually used sarcastically to refer to the type of swimwear occasionally adopted by those who are excessively modest or who have very restrictive parents.

Jessica can only wear granny bikinis on the coast because her parents are professional hardshell Baptists.

by eViL pOp TaRt June 23, 2006

Ginneken

Ginneken - An alcoholic beverage which consists of three parts Heineken and one part ginger ale. The drink was discovered by S.J. Mesaros and J.P. May on September 29th, 2009. After everyone had enjoyed Heineken and ginger ale separately they decided to mix the bevarages by filling 3/4 of a cup with Heineken and the remainder with ginger ale. To determine if the drink was "too good to be true", the inventors invited friends to try the experimental blend. It was quickly a hit and people were not shy to ask for seconds.

To determine if the concoction was truely original, research was conducted and it was concluded that the Ginneken was the first of its kind. Soon after the discovery, additional mixes have been attempted. Among those with promise So is the "Verneken," a mix of Verner's soda with Heineken. Feeling overwhelmed? The inventors suggest adding one shot of your finest gin to the mix for a bold adventure.

So, whether you are sitting at home or spending a night out on the town, pour yourself a Ginneken and you will be saying "pour me another!"

Ginneken
Heineken

by Great Taste October 2, 2009

Your granny tranny

Calling ones grandmother a trans is much worse than your mom gay and your dad lesbian combined
when used the sun moves one inch closer to earth

Carl:Your mom gay lol
Bob:Your dad lesbian
Frank: your granny tranny
The sun engulfs mercury

by Meme master boi May 11, 2018

Ginny Dating

When a person flirts wiht every person of any gender or orientation, only to get upset when the person(s) they have been flirting with develop feelings for them.

Person one: "Im so tired of all these guys trying to date me"
Person 2: " Then you should stop Ginny dating each and every one of them"

by 1818551 January 2, 2020

Grannified

To be changed from new to old.

OMG! Mum that bra is Grannified!

by James And Nathan February 26, 2005