gretchen

A psychotic mother who mistakenly believes her children are the perfect example of purity, chastity, morality and good breeding.

The gretchen up the street won't believe that her son stole my son's tools.

by Hoosier_Daddy July 9, 2006

Gretchen

(Verb)
When someone has a massive bitch fit and won't shut up. They proceed to yell at someone for something that is actually their own fault.

"Stop nitpicking, I know where the table's going to be, don't have a gretchen!"

by Millie Sue February 21, 2008

Gretchen

1. The world's best spanish teacher, under the age of 30!!
2. A master of "knitting" and "pearling"
3. Patient, kind, and resistant to extreme cold due to a frigid Michigan upbringing.
4. La mejora profesora de espanol en el laboratorio de tecnologia.

Tami: "Oh my gosh! I totally love spanish this year!"
Tina: "Yeah. I'm sure its because you have a Gretchen for a professor."

by E. Evonna c/o 2008 May 28, 2008

Gretchen

Often accompanied by the descriptive prefix "Stretchin'"...The girl who'll do everyone, anytime, anywhere...Usually wears clogs and sundress with no panties or bra...

She's always stretchin'...that GRETCHEN!

by Graffilthier May 18, 2008

Gretchen

An adjective. Meaning Dirty, old, stanky, raggedy, shitty, rotten, fermented, fucked up, scraped, torn or just plain old Ugly as hell. Ya dig?

"Betty, take them GRETCHEN ass clothes off! Now!"

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by DirtyDaveInthePHX March 2, 2009

Stretchin Gretchin

To stage a attempted kidnapping. To try to get sympathy. Also see. To pull a Smollet

Some crazy left wing nuts tried to pull a Stretchin Gretchin on the Governor.

by Toldbetruth October 9, 2020

gretchin

A mispronounciation of "bregin" originating in Guam in the 1950's by a retard named Froy Layvan (later made famous by being a subject in the experiments of Dr. Frink). Layvan tripped while saying 'bregin' and it came out 'gretchin' and thencefourth said 'gretchin' in it's place. In 1954 he was moved to the US for study where the saying caught on like wildfire.

"wassup my gretchin... *thud* ... duh!"

by Former Presidential Candidate Bob Dole January 16, 2005