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Kim gourd

I am the one and only!!! Shh Kim gourd

your sounding like Chesney
by Horracewallace February 3, 2023
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Decorative gourd

.1) Usually a decorative gourd is a useless items that get kicked around without reason.

.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
Example 1
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd

Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
by Chaotic_Wyvern January 4, 2023
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Gourding

The intimate act of engaging your fecal cavity with the gourd of a pumpkin. Often done on celebratory events such as Halloween, or Thanksgiving during dinner.
Last night my son said trick or treat, and the the guy said trick and proceeded show his gourding skills in front of my son
by goonmaster34 March 21, 2024
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BORED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS

You looked up vbghtycnfjruxndkeizmsleoapwq and you saw this word lit up in blue.
Person 1: hey dude habe you looked up vbghtycnfjruxndkeizmsleoapwq?
Person2: yeah, and I saw BORED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS was lit up.
by PencilRC1 March 13, 2022
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Gourd Head

A person with a head shaped like a gourd, or perhaps a squash.
"Millie Bobby-Brown is kind of a Gourd Head, I don't know what else to say about it."
by MillyBobbyGourdHead November 27, 2025
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Egg Gourd

A southern term for a smooth round rock found in river beds, sometimes drilled out and used to make a makeshift explosive device
Boy howdy Roy, you see that egg gourd over yonder?
by DerpyPrengin June 24, 2020
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