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Gourding

The intimate act of engaging your fecal cavity with the gourd of a pumpkin. Often done on celebratory events such as Halloween, or Thanksgiving during dinner.
Last night my son said trick or treat, and the the guy said trick and proceeded show his gourding skills in front of my son
by goonmaster34 March 21, 2024
mugGet the Gourdingmug.

Gourding

The act of using ones finger (or a long object) to push the tip of a flacid penis inwards towards the shaft until the head is shrouded by skin and no longer visible. Only works when the penis is flacid or in semi-chub state.
Person 1: "Dude, why does yo shi look like that?"
Person 2: "I've been gourding man, you gotta try it."
Person 1: "I can't, im hard asf rn."
by Jubert_Jiglsac May 19, 2024
mugGet the Gourdingmug.

Gourd

Forget the love piston, I want me a good gourd to make 'em moan.
by 1piemanpie November 9, 2018
mugGet the Gourdmug.

Bumpy Gourd

An STD that everyone knows about but has never heard of. Also an alcoholic drink that bartenders pretend they don’t know what it is.
Yo barkeep...can I get dat bumpy gourd,brahhhh?
by Hid BETCH April 20, 2018
mugGet the Bumpy Gourdmug.

Kim gourd

I am the one and only!!! Shh Kim gourd

your sounding like Chesney
by Horracewallace February 3, 2023
mugGet the Kim gourdmug.

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