White Water goocher

A white water goocher is some one who nutz and pisses in a mans ass then slurps the runoff from the mans gooch. The "White Water" effect comes from the way the mixture looks flowing through dingleberries giving the illusion of rapids

Last night my next door neighbors were making a lot of slurping noises, they had to be white water goochers

by JJ Jenkins May 18, 2006

Goocher

A "goocher" is a man who loves the smell, taste or texture of the gooch.

"Man, Johnny really loves the gooch, especially sweaty gooch... he's a super goocher!"

by IceNine December 3, 2006

goocher

person who likes to touch, lick, or flick gooches (plural for gooch)

Check this guy out, looks like a real goocher!

by moosethemooche August 19, 2010

goocher

wanna be pimp, player

someone who has no game, style, or moves...

Someone who tries to be a ladies man but hooks up with a roommates sister.

Could be a nice guy but tries to hard

by U Know Who February 17, 2005

Goocher

Having two different women get you off within a 24 hour period.

I'm gonna try to fuck two different hoez this week-end and pull me a goocher.

by CHIWOOD October 26, 2003

goocher

Someone that you think is totally hot.

That guy over there is a total goocher.

by skully j September 29, 2007

Goocher

The exact definition isn't known, but it can be used to refer to someone of less superiority to the user.

Jimmy: Hey ... he is a goocher!

Frank: What's a "goocher", Jimmy?

Jimmy: I don't know ... but I think we have to kill him.

by Jeremy May 4, 2005