Gospeling

The action of trying to push your religious beliefs onto other people (usually Christians), and them getting upset when you don’t agree with their beliefs.
Carrie kept gospeling to us after we told her we didn’t believe in the Bible.
by yummyboot June 25, 2024
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Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist
Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist
by Boba14 April 14, 2024
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Gospelize

To make any song sound more like gospel music; churchy
Listening to Kayne West Sunday Service and all of those songs that He tried to gospelize
by The original Queen Bee August 07, 2019
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Good gospel

Any good news related to making money or starting a business
John: What’s good, bruh? What’s the “good gospel”?

Anthony: Just been slang in and about to cash in this c note ($100) for some new kicks.

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John: Got any “good gospel” you wanna share?
Anthony: yea man. Ima get hired by at this new job off 135th and Broadway. Gotta stay on my grand and hustle cause these bills don’t pay themselves.
by GrimReaper12344 March 16, 2021
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Gospelization

Gospelization is the act of making things gospel that should not be.
Omg!!! If I see one more video of the gospelization of a secular song, I’m going to scream!!!
by The original Queen Bee August 12, 2019
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Audacious Gospelous

Audaciously Gospelous (adj) or Audacious Gospelous (n): species of human that insists on playing and singing their private music aloud for all to hear.
That guy in the gym is an audacious gospelous for singing loud enough to hear above the trap music in his own earbuds. We all pay a lot of money for this gym, but we gotta hear this…
by M.27 November 05, 2023
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Garbage In, Gospel Out

Garbage In, Gospel Out: A phrase used to describe the process in which false or misleading information (the "garbage") is entered into official records, documents, or systems and then treated as absolute truth (the "gospel") simply because it has been recorded. The phrase highlights how once incorrect data is documented, it gains an undeserved level of credibility and authority, often leading to manipulation or deception. This is commonly seen in legal, medical, and institutional contexts where fabricated or false information is accepted as fact and used to discredit individuals or cover up wrongdoing.
"Officer John Jacko Romero wrote a completely fabricated police report, claiming an incident occurred when absolutely nothing happened. There was no contact, no 911 call, and I was out shopping the entire day. I only found out about this false report when I was later served with a temporary restraining order that included it. This is a perfect example of garbage in, gospel out—he invented the report out of thin air, and now it’s treated as if it’s the truth."
by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 12, 2024
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