Ben Gordon

Starting shooting guard for the Chicago Bulls. An excellent shooter with some very nice finishing abilities. A scoring machine when he's on, and pretty clutch too. Prone to careless turnovers and silly fouls. Sometimes, because of his lack of height, has problems defending and rebounding.

"Keep Ben Gordon in mind..."

"Ben Gordon's got that feeling..."
-Johnny "Red" Kerr

by Rfederer8 May 28, 2007

Gordy The Hobo

A lonely hobo that wanders the streets at night scrounging around for food and to fine a shelter to seek refuge in for the night.

hey Gordy ... I'm going to burn down your cardboard box.

by Nitz June 28, 2003

gordildo

A large phallic gord used by a female to insert into her vagina to pleasure herself

Mary was so horny last night she went outside and got a 12 inch gordildo to pleasure herself with.

by djack199 September 11, 2011

Sketch Gordon

1. n. a sketchy college student who routinely hooks up with random highschooler

2. n. A person who you do not know, but with whom you have probably hooked up

1. That graduation party is a total preying ground for Sketch Gordon

2. Havn't you hooked up with Sketch Gordon yet?

by PQC May 17, 2004

The Gordon Lightfoot

Noun. The act of tapping someone lightly on the nuts with your foot in an attempt to either piss them off, or let them know you mean business.

Lowry was getting ticked that Hank kept peeing on his house so he went out to yell at him one day to find that Hank would not listen so readily. Lowry then proceeded to give Hank "The Gordon Lightfoot", which knocked Hank out of his alcoholic trance. Then Hank having been "Gordon Lightfooted" decided to turn his life around and become a porn star.

by Rapscalions without inhibition April 28, 2008

Mick Gordon

Mick Gordon was the legendary composer of various Bethesda games, he's mostly known for the Doom 2016 and Doom Eternal soundtrack. He also used a lawnmower for the soundtrack.

Person 1: "What genre is doom's ost composed by Mick Gordon?"
Person 2: "Violence"

by Wraith the discord mod September 4, 2020

gordon brown

Taxes for fun
Wages down, out my money runs
Throughout the night, no cash in sight

Never a pound with Gordon Brown...

by youkay March 12, 2004