Gordon

Some dork who thinks he's cool when he's really not. He's usually fat and hates being called "Gordo"

"Did he trip and fall AGAIN?? Why is he such a Gordon?!?!"

by cutie-x August 24, 2011

Gordon

A man with the shiniest head in the world, whose baldness can only be rivaled by another Gordon.

Imagine a mirror that's someone's skin tone and is a part of their head. That's what a Gordon is

by Error 404: Name not found. May 14, 2018

Gordonated

Having poor reactions, lacking coordination.

Matt Gordon was so gordonated when he walked or even slept.

by Fresh July 20, 2003

Gordon

A Gordon is a person who is not good a things like video games, sports and other. In conclusion a Gordon is not a thing you want to be called.

If you and your friend were playing games and you beat your friend 25 to 0 in Halo you have my permission to call him a Gordon.

by Ryan Dopson May 25, 2008

Gordon

he ong a bitch bro. how TF you gonna carry a child for nine months and name them GORDON. its the equivalent of an Italian person carrying a child for months and naming them Linguini Pepperoni Pizza Pie. if any Gordons read this, your moms a hoe.

person one: Bro gordon spoke to me today
Person two: I would kill myself afterwards
Gordon: bro what the fuck i'm right here
Person one: *commits suicide*

by 17racoonsinatrenchcoat June 26, 2023

Gordon

A slang way of saying drug dealer, often used to keep deals confidential.
Typical used for cocaine dealers.

Im going to have a great time, got myself a load from Gordon

by Gordon2k18 June 13, 2018

Gordon

An arrogant low life scum who feeds off drama and negative attention.

No one cares about Gordon's opinions.

by Thgkvvgnnb March 30, 2016