goonstache

A moustache that a teenager (or adult) grows in an attempt to look cool, but makes them look like a goon. In some cases the moustache is not filled in all the way or is badly groomed.

He thinks he looks cool with his goonstache, but it looks like dirt under his lip

by DjDelmo June 7, 2015

Goostastic

Something of utter amazingness, such that it is akin to the amazing thumb breaking strength, or utter hygienic qualities of a flock of geese!

I hope that your children have many goostastic adventures.

by Prendeil August 3, 2008

goonster999

A youtuber that loves his freinds and subscribers and is very supportive

Goonster999 is a good person

by M9xGoonster999YT August 1, 2019

Goontah

When one is attempting to "score" or to be "jazzy" but the mild scent of spice is still lingering on them from their present score.

Also, can be used by a small population of borderline retards in topics of conversation for humor and own self pleasure.

"You goontah"
"K quit being a goontah"
"Shamay put your goontah away"

by TheRealGoont August 9, 2019

Goostanilov

Affectionate term for your goose like mate. Even if they flap about and make you worry.

Your being a right goostanilov flappin like tht

by Conanticklepink November 21, 2021

gowonstafied

the act of be gowon’d like the girl from the bit girl group loona

“You have been gowonstafied”

by melannytheleaderofgowonstafied January 30, 2022

goonstick

A goony boy who lives in the woods, as sticks do. This stick boy sports fake chains, baggy clothing, and an ego the size of an oak tree. Oh silly goonstick, you are no oak tree. Merely a stick on the ground. No bars. No bitches. No bark.

“Yo remember when you used to slum it with goonstick”

by Whorses February 1, 2022