goon

The act of laying shit, feces, or fecal matter.

I'll be right back, I gotta drop a goon.

by Jim Nunan January 12, 2004

goon

13 year old shitstains who think they are at the height of wit by being a complete asswipe to everyone and repeating the same lame-ass tired out catchphrases as some kind of secret handshake with other "goons".

"Do you have stairs in your house?" "The internet makes you stupid!" "OMG I'M A GOON TOO WE'RE SO KEWL!"

by Riconoen May 5, 2006

goon

Drug abusers and griefers. Hypocrites and madmen. Psychopaths and sarcastic bastards. Good people, basically.

Possible attatchment to website www.somethingawful.com, but direct connections or contact information are a guarded secret.

"That goon griefed the Hamidon raid!", "Dude, that goon totally ripped on your twelve color costume!", "Oh, those goons!"

by Jon Boice March 29, 2005

goon

A person that is wild. They aint scared, real goons dont have a crew. They can get down by they self. Aka a crazy ass gangsta.

Man my dude Sam a straight goon he went to fight this dude by his self. It was 3 ta 1.

by Ya gurl Rob April 15, 2006

goon

Some Fat cunt who goes into a chippy and asks for a pizza

Keith: (After reading the menu and realising there are no pizzas on it) Can I Have a Pizza?
Kev: Fuck Off ya Goon, we sell fish 'n' chips.

by Adski March 14, 2004

goon

A tall, usually white, person who lacks dexterity, may have big feet, and tends to unintensionally perform clumsy actions.

Man, did you see that goon brick his free throw?

by agentcodyfranks January 26, 2004

goon

a man thats hired to terrorize and to defeat all of their opponents

"IMMA GOON! You wanna know whatta goon is.. Its a man thats hired to terrorize and to defeat all of their opponents. Thats whatta goon is." (Creepa)MTV'S Gs to Gents

by chuck raggh October 17, 2008