by Jim Nunan January 12, 2004
13 year old shitstains who think they are at the height of wit by being a complete asswipe to everyone and repeating the same lame-ass tired out catchphrases as some kind of secret handshake with other "goons".
"Do you have stairs in your house?" "The internet makes you stupid!" "OMG I'M A GOON TOO WE'RE SO KEWL!"
by Riconoen April 24, 2006
Drug abusers and griefers. Hypocrites and madmen. Psychopaths and sarcastic bastards. Good people, basically.
Possible attatchment to website www.somethingawful.com, but direct connections or contact information are a guarded secret.
Possible attatchment to website www.somethingawful.com, but direct connections or contact information are a guarded secret.
"That goon griefed the Hamidon raid!", "Dude, that goon totally ripped on your twelve color costume!", "Oh, those goons!"
by Jon Boice March 29, 2005
A person that is wild. They aint scared, real goons dont have a crew. They can get down by they self. Aka a crazy ass gangsta.
by Ya gurl Rob March 9, 2006
Keith: (After reading the menu and realising there are no pizzas on it) Can I Have a Pizza?
Kev: Fuck Off ya Goon, we sell fish 'n' chips.
Kev: Fuck Off ya Goon, we sell fish 'n' chips.
by Adski March 14, 2004
A tall, usually white, person who lacks dexterity, may have big feet, and tends to unintensionally perform clumsy actions.
by agentcodyfranks January 27, 2004