Dwight Gooden

Rookie of the year at 20. Cy Young award at the age of 21. 100 wins by 25. The biggest question early on was not whether he would win 300 games, but if he could reach 400. He outdueled Nolan Ryan to lead the Mets to their first World Series victory in 15 years. Countless scouts called Gooden the best pitching prospect in the past 50 years. With a rising fastball in the high 90's and a Koufax-like curve, Doctor K had it all. What transpired in the next 10 years is one of the most tragic sports stories, for his bout with substance abuse ruined the career of potentially the greatest pitcher since WWII. Oh, what could have been....

See: Len Bias, Darryl Strawberry, Jose Canseco et al.

by Peter December 11, 2003

googenheimer

1.) a german who speaks english with a very very strong accent

2.) any german thing or person

That googenheimer was speaking to me yesterday, but i couldn't understand a thing.

by Veign August 17, 2007

Goomer

A person that plays glacier too much

Aid3n is a goomer he has over 110k minutes on glacier!

by Glacier psycho July 26, 2022

goodentight

fresh virgin tight pussy

really tight pussy

damn, that pussy was goodentight!

Q: hey, how was your girlfriend's pussy last night?

A: It was goodentight!

by pussy fucker tight ass cock September 18, 2009

GooseNut

when white underwear is too tight causing one of a man's testicles pop out trough a hole or the side.

Dude, these undies are too tight I'm getting a GooseNut!

by Mad-Chef March 25, 2010

Googencoggle

When dog shit gets old and dry, and turns white.

Oh, wow. That's some seriously old googencoggle right there. It's whiter than grandpa's ear hair!

by Hurdler1694 January 25, 2014

goofen around

When two close friends fuck

Me and Patty where caught goofen around behind the barn

by My dog's red rocket December 31, 2016