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Gonkulater

the word meaning caculater for dumb folk who cant speak english.
YO, hand me that gonkulater, son.
by Poision Smoke October 16, 2006
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Globulate

When something sticks to a plate and it’s not rinsed off and it dries to other dishes in the sink.
My bottle of bbq sauce is almost empty and tends to globulate in the container.
by NewDodgeDuelley May 17, 2019
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gambulate

Using any monies won by gambling to place further 'sensible' bets
"I've just won £22.14 on a double in darts, I'm going to gambulate by using my winnings to bet on something that is most likely to win with a little return"

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I'm going to watch the footy down the pub and start gambulating my winnings from last week"
"Nice one mate"
by humancommaholic January 1, 2017
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globulite

They immediately regret not putting on a condom after accidentally releasing a globulite
by Goop Glurb Nurble September 26, 2020
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Gerbulate

The act of taking your hand and rotating it palm up towards the sky and then moving all your fingers back and fourth randomly at a medium pace almost like you are scratching something - You can do this to any object.

Gerbulate: The action of doing said act (used to describe it or used if your going to do it).

Gerbulating: This is used when you are currently doing said act.

Gerbulated: Used if you have done the said act or if the person in context did said act.

Gerbulation: Obligatory - Normally used to describe the intensity of the act.

Gerbulator: A person or being that does the said act a lot.
"I just Gerbulated that soccer ball over there" - "Did you Gerbulate my arm just now?" - "Im Gerbulating this kitchen sink over here" - "That Gerbulation you just did was crazy!" - "Watch out for that guy, He is such a Gerbulator!"
by Nex389 January 27, 2023
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Gongulate

A term used to confidently say "I am going to fuck this shit up", or to say you're going outplay the competition in a competitive manner.
Billy: Are you playing CS2?
Bob: Yeah, I'm gonna gongulate these fuckers.
Billy: Fuck are you on about
by ThisIsTheWords August 23, 2025
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