Goochaholic

One who is addicted to everything Gooch (the area that connects one's ballsack and asshole)

I can't stop thinking about Johhny's gooch.....or.....Dear god, that is one good looking gooch....or.....I will be back in a few hours, I am going to my weekly goochaholic meeting.

by JVD! July 3, 2009

gocha

The combination of "got" and "ya." Some retards Berger it up and spell it "Gotcha" but they are total idiots, and wrong too. Bam bitches!

I gocha this big ass dildo. I sure am glad I gocha as a friend!

by Shemygo February 28, 2019

Gotcha Suckas!

Taken from the movie "Bowfinger", it's the moment in the movie where the good guy gives a gesture of triumpant defiance to the bad guys who have lost or are just about to lose.

"Peace!" - Will Smith launching a nuclear bomb on the aliens in ID4.

"You're terminated f**ker!" - Sarah Conner killing Terminator in Terminator 1.

"Hail to the King, baby!" - Bruce Campbell after killing a deadite at the end of Army of Darkness

by R. Kemp July 12, 2005

Gotcha Bitch

What will happen when Kajetokun decides that he wants to. He may be facing the wrong way but regardless you will become gotten and his bitch. Speculations exist that Chuck Norris abandoned him as a child fearing his power. This is in fact false as Kajetokun birthed a secret army of Bruce Lee's providing a much more powerful spawn. Also, his power level is over 9000 and his balls are NOT inert.

Dangerous under all circumstances!

Hey man, you want to go get some ice cream?

Sounds tantalizing, let's go! Oh my god wha... "GOTCHA BITCH!"

*Timothy tries to run*

"Do it Faggot!"

Billy no!! "GOTCHA BITCH!"

by BallsRinert May 20, 2009

Goochatize

Derived from the word crunchatize, it means when one is translated to a world where everything is made of gooches. Translation can only occur by the hand of the designated gooch captain.

Goochatize me Captain!

by Captain Gooch June 1, 2009

Gouchatidus

The desiese a man, or women gets when the space between there camel toe or favorite appendage and legs smell horrifically fishy gunk.

I was gonna give her a tounge twister until I smelled gouchatidus.

by bigred500 January 21, 2011

golcha

talented kpop idol. consisting 10 members under woollim ent ( same company with infinite, lovelyz, rocket punch). they have no bad songs istg.

stan golcha for better life.

by slurberrys May 28, 2021