Bald-Goldilocks

A girl who thinks she is popular, or super hot. She can't keep a guy for more than a couple of days. She thinks she has great hair, hence the word, but she needs a weave. This girl is who everyone aspires to be, she is also the one who will most likely end up pregnant in high-school.

"OMG have you seen Emily lately? She is such a Bald-Goldilocks!"
"I know right? Why does everybody like her? She is such a Bitch!"

by WASSUP Y'ALL June 1, 2018

Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

Goldilocks

To try out all three orifices on that special lady.

I wouldn't mind Goldilocksing her!

by Veritasi February 17, 2021

Goldilocks trees

trees of any kind that have beautiful red-orange leaves, usually in the fall

In the fall, the leaves of the trees I drove by in going to school were red-orange. I called them Goldilocks trees. Now in spring, their leaves are bright green. I guess that's nice, too.

by Dreamerbae01 January 6, 2016

Goldilocks

A woman who prefers a dick not too big and not too small. She wants it just right.

He had 12" and that was just too much. She was more of a goldilocks than a size Queen and wanted a Dick that was just right to fit in her mouth.

by PəãcH October 17, 2021

Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

Goldilocks Bitch

An older, or older acting person who is just the right kind of curmudgeon.

While he used to keep his cool in his younger years, he became a goldilocks bitch.

by goldilocks134 April 23, 2022