Golfer

"Any hole is a goal" A golfer is a male who will have sex with any living thing, often caught fornicating with the most grotesque and repulsive beings alive.

Me: She must have been over 400 pounds
Friend: Ah whatever id still fuck her
Me: Dude you're such a golfer

by aidsracer March 18, 2015

Mr Goffard

Absolute madlad, teaches Spanish and walks like a penguin. Flirts with all lady teachers. Used to be a singer. Likes horses. Might be bisexual? May have a husband. Do we know? No we don’t. Not yet. Maybe someday. Don’t follow him on instagram or he’ll give you detention.

That mr goffard is an absolute legend

by Hooverz July 14, 2019

goofer

1.A goof; silly person; random.

Note: This word was made up by Colin M. to discribe his lovely girlfriend, Bridgette... because she is a complete goof.

Bridgette, you are such a goofer!

by beepdebee April 23, 2007

Golfer's Hand

A term that is used when one of the golfer's hands is lighter/whiter than the rest of his/her exposed skin surfaces due to playing a lot of golf in the sunshine. (Can be left or right hand depending on whether the golfer is right or left handed).

Has Greg dipped his hand in talcum powder or something? No, he's just got golfer's hand.

by Jock Turner July 2, 2007

ellipsis golfer

An ellipsis golfer is a person who willingly places themself into situations which are simple to solve for them (but may not be so from the perspective of another person) in order to brag about their success. Background (golf): If the tee and the hole in the game of golf are placed at the two focus points of an ellipse respectively, then it does not matter in which direction the golf player hits the ball, as it will always fall right into the hole given sufficient speed.

Look, this dude is telling kids that their homework is a no-brainer. He is such an ellipsis golfer.

by SeJoker September 27, 2021

gaffer jacket

its a irish word for “house coat” or “dressing gown”

“oi pass me tha gaffer jacket, it’s fuckin freezin in here pal”

by yupthesesh101 November 1, 2018

Goofer

Someone who is obnoxious, goofy, loud, or just plain does stupid shit. Usually acts out on a daily basis.

Dude, that kid at the movies was a Goofer, he wouldn't shut up.

I swear to god Alan, if you keep being such a Goofer ill beat your ass.

by John-Jacob-Jingleheimer-Schmit January 17, 2009