Godwin's Second Law

Many people know of Godwin's Primary Law; as an arguement becomes more heated, the likely-hood of references to Nazi's and/or Hitler increases. His secondary law is that; as the likely-hood of Nazi's and/or Hitler being mentioned in a thread, in direct reference to his Primary law, increases, so to must the chances of his own law being referred to. This will usually have little effect on the actual thread and will merely result in minor lulz.

Newfag: goddamn Nazi everyone knows Fullmetalalchemist is the most awesome anime EVAR!"111!!!!
4channer1: Lol Godwin's law, you lose.
4channer2: lol Godwin's Second law.
4channer1: LOL
Newfag: Wut?

by Roseveare June 17, 2009

Godzitla

A mean name for someone with acne problems

"Ew here comes Godzitla"

by Cece Marks March 28, 2009

Godwin

The only person to to fall in love with every single girl on the planet and to be the biggest simp

person1:Hi Godwin!
Godwin:hey Baby

by emaly2223 November 6, 2020

godwinate

To compare one's opponents to Hitler or the Nazis during an argument. A verbation of Godwin's Law.

Soe godwinating idiot on the forums said that Hitler would have used Slackware. It really shot the thread all to hell.

by sciurus September 12, 2004

Godwin's Fourth Law

Godwin's fourth law is a term created by Godwin fans, not mr. Godwin himself. The term means that the longer you talk with a conservative, the more likely he is to bring cops and soldiers into the discussion, and compare them with the currently debated subject, even if the comparison seems outright impossible or not making any sense at all.

I was talking with John the other day, about these poor abandoned cats at the animal shelter. The guy invoked Godwin's fourth law and said that soldiers aren't treated any better when they come back home. It's hard to understand him sometimes.

by MisterMaximvs August 3, 2017

Godwin's Law

Made obsolete by the Neocons.

Thanks to the Neocons, Godwin's law is now obsolete.

by El_Haggis September 9, 2006

Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law

"As an internet discussion about Bill O'Reilly grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Falafel or Loofa approaches one."

"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing..."

"Aw crap, there goes Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law."

by TWL.com August 12, 2008