gock inspector

one whose primary occupation is to inspect gocks up close, when he has inspected over 100 gocks, he has the title of chief gock inspector
The gock inspector says he's going camping this weekend but I really think he's there to inspect gocks
by epmd July 25, 2003
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gock powder

Just like talcam powder for an irritated gock area.
I hope Jeff has a good supply of "gock powder" the way that boy sweats his fat gock has gotta be red and raw without a sprinkle of that good old "gock powder"
by Mr.Traxx February 12, 2009
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Gock syndrome

When girls are born with balls and a cock
Girl why you got balls?
I have gock syndrome sillly
by Girlboss4evea July 08, 2023
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Gock Syndrome

Gock Syndrome, are more commonly referred to as beauty autism, is a disorder in which a person has a specific amount of potential to use in the week to look pretty or handsome. For example, if someone looks really pretty on a monday, they will look ugly the whole rest of the week, as they used all their potential on the first day of the week. Think of it as this math equation: 100= M+Tu+W+Th+F. You only have 100% potential, if you use it all, your cooked for the rest of the whole week. HOWEVER, if a person diagnosed with the Gock Syndrome does decide to use it all on one day, holyyyyyyy shit you better be prepared. Cleanup on aisle underwear if you know what I mean hahahahaha!!!!! This horrible horrible condition isn’t diagnosable unless two or more people diagnose it.
Oh wow, seems like Sally used all her potential today… The gock syndrome doesn’t allow for her full potential
by JohnCheddarFogGuy August 07, 2024
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gock

these booty shorts are a little low cut but maybe thats okay. sometimes you want to gock it up.
by constanceli December 28, 2023
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GOCK

MAN WITH A GUT BULGE JUST ABOVE HIS COCK MOST NOTICEABLE WHEN HE WEARS A BELT.
LOOK AT THAT GUY'S BODY - HE HAS A GOCK!
by LBOUTME July 28, 2009
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gock

sally needed to gock some eggs for her cake
by calllan March 15, 2021
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