Dirty Gruber

Dirty Gruber is when copious amounts of fecal matter cover your backside, in which normal sanitary practices are inadequate.

Oh my, I need to shower I got me a dirty gruber.

by Knuckles September 27, 2019

Gnuberate

(verb) - to cause a mild, rather pleasant rippling sensation via the use of small, crucially timed yelps 36 cents below C# and placed on the abdomen of the person to be "gnuberated"

At the height of her pleasure, I gnuberated my wife and caused her to expel a sticky transluscent goo all over the coffee table.

by Protruberance November 26, 2007

gluber

When someone named Glen drives you home after a night of drinking.

We were soo drunk Lisa and I got a Gluber home!

by Mandy810 September 22, 2018

Güber

An idiot Über driver

That Güber driver did not know where the fuck he was going

by DoeB January 2, 2016

gubernatorial

having to do with the government position of governor.

The 2004 gubernatorial race was going to be close.

by Autolycos September 17, 2003

Guber

A stage in a man's life when he acts in a way which other's would usually find embarrassing. This can include such acts as answering the mailman in your underwear or long boring inquiries into common sense tasks that lead to long meaningless stories.

I dropped by Frank's house to get my textbook and while he ran to get it, saw his dad frying sausage and eggs wearing nothing but his underwear. What a guber!

by imwithid April 4, 2009

gruberized

in a moment of sheer ecstacy, when life could not get any better then you have been gruberized.

I hope tonight at the throw down I can get gruberized

by william longhorn gruber IV April 13, 2003