Gaffer

A man who enjoys the company of their hand, often masturbating due to their excessive loneliness.

Well that is a true gaffer for you.

by AlexTee December 8, 2010

Gaffer

Original Definition is "Gay Ass Fag" thus the G.A.F. This is used to denote any and all skiers on the mountain or a poser if you are skating.

"Joey!", "I can't get around the mountain with all of these fucking gaffers in the way!"

by Mike Hizzart April 20, 2005

gaffer

a big marajuana joint.

hey, let's smoke a fat gaffer and get stoned.

by Red_Rain January 11, 2009

GAFFer

A regular of Godawful Fanfiction website.

I've been a GAFFer since 1998.

by Hellfire September 2, 2007

Gaffer

The opposite of a goofer; someone who intentionally is bad at everything; a runt/ scandral

The kid is such a friggin gaffer. I told him to give me gas money and then he stole.

by milkbigmilk June 3, 2016

gaffer

a man who drives a big old car eg. a senetor or granada 2.9i ghia x, wears a sheepskin coat, and taks nothing but drivel repeating the phrase " two grand" over and over. he is always in the pub and always trying to sell you something you don't need

that gaffer at the bar is selling some gold chains dead cheep

by Dog Robo June 1, 2009

gaffer

darwin's theory stated that human evolved from apes...gaffer evolved from grains cross breeded with coconuts.

gaffer is someone who f*ck*d your m*other.

by lord gaffer July 14, 2006