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Gloryholing

A term used to describe significantly lowering one’s standards in a desperate attempt to experience physical pleasure.
After 18 long months of celibacy, John determined that gloryholing was his best option.
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gloryhole

A sacred place for members of the Hole religion. Gloryholes are usually covered buildings, but can be any place where "Hole" rituals are performed. The word "hole" evolved from the Chinese term Ho, which means "filled with love" and "Le" which means "sticky".
My parents didn't know much each other. They met at a gloryhole, 9 months later I was born.
by i_think_iam_adopted March 17, 2023
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Gloryhole

Decent hole in the wall ready to give a surprise;)
Did you hear that there will be a gloryhole at the party!?

What's a gloryhole?

A hole ready to show you a big surprise 8====D
by anonymous November 22, 2023
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Manning the Gloryhole

The act of being at a gloryhole ready to fulfill patron's needs regardless of whether or not anyone attends.
James hates manning the gloryhole on Thursday mornings.
by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024
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Czech gloryhole

A conventional gloryhole is a hole made in a wall or partition; a man can insert his penis for sexual stimulation by an anonymous person on the other side. A Czech gloryhole is a form of reverse gloryhole in which someone, male or female, can insert their entire lower body through a specially-fashioned hole in the wall to be sexually serviced by someone on the other side.
Glory holes were once commonplace in adult bookstore "video preview" booths, where they were primarily used by male homosexuals as a means of retaining anonymity. A few still turn up in sex-on-premises venues or in porn.

By contrast, the Czech gloryhole is a neologism and is rare to non-existent in the wild, although Rule 34 states that, if it ever existed, there is indeed porn of it on the Internet.
by bitchuck June 24, 2024
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gloryhole

A small hole made through a wall, typically found inside a bathroom stall, for people to perform sexual activities anonymously.
He'll be so mad once he finds out that it was me he was bonking through that gloryhole in that stall.
by cobracrazy487 January 24, 2025
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New Delhi Gloryhole

A hole cut in the seat of a transport truck, allowing truckers to defecate directly onto the road, without having to stop
Dude, I can't work on this truck. Buddy has a "New Delhi Gloryhole"! There's shit ALL over the undercarriage!
by hartownlamar February 29, 2024
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