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golfer's tan

the tan lines left by a golf glove, shorts, golf shoes, and golf polo.
Mike: Why is one hand lighter than the other?
Al: Oh, I've played a lot of golf this year, it's my golfer's tan.
by PeanutButter0910 July 15, 2007
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goofer dust

Graveyard dirt, a powerful ingredient in hoodoo conjures, charms and mojo.
If you want someone to go away, sprinkle goofer dust in their footprints
by Dr. Badwrench June 27, 2006
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Globert

A term given to the global fan community of singer/actor Adam Lambert.
Let's hear it for Globerts coming from Canada!
by sonielle May 29, 2009
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Gloversville

A city in upstate New York, home to some of the most disgusting people on the planet. In Gloversville, it is the norm to lose your virginity at age twelve and smoke pot and get drunk by the age of thirteen. By fifteen, most girls have had at least five sexual partners. A pregnant teen is nothing unusual, and is usually thought of as a joke by young pregnant teenagers. The goal of most teenagers and adults is to live on welfare for the rest of their natural lives and have child after child so as to gain more money. Only occasionally do you see a teenager that wants to make something of themselves. If you were raised correctly and aren't a slut/druggie/alcoholic in high school, you are usually considered a loser.
Seriously, don't come to Gloversville unless you absolutely have to. I'm not even fucking kidding.
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Golfer

A girl/woman who squeezes their arms together which causes their boobs push against each other and cause more cleavage to show. This results in them look like they're golfing.
"At the pool party grace was totally being a golfer."
by kdlookinass July 2, 2017
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Goofer

Someone that’s so funny everyone you look at them you burst out laughing. Every move they seem to make makes you laugh.
Omg look at that guy he’s just a goofer
by Deepfried69 September 29, 2020
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reverse Danny Glover

the martial art of swiftly jabbing your hand into the mouth of an unsuspecting yawner, causing projectile vomiting onto the hand of the attacker, in which case, the attackee is pantsed and vomit is wiped across their defenseless ass.

It is taken from the Danny Glover, just reversed.
While he yawned, she quickly stuck her hand into his gaping mouth, causing him to spew all over her hand. She then pulled his pants down and smeared his vomit across his white ass.

HEY! You just reverse Danny Glovered me!

That's right asshole!
by Whoopi Goldberg January 18, 2007
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