Thats a given

Uttered when someone says something that is obviously true.

The phrase was originally invented by me before rising into popularity.

Random dude 811: Final Fantasy IX is the best game ever.
Me: Thats a given.

Random Dude 499: Sri Lanka is amazing at cricket!
Me: Thats a given.

(^Well, according to me at least ^o^)

Random dude 911: George Bush sucks!
Me: Thats a given.

(according to everyone)

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

god has given you a body and kicked your face

A very sincere comment to a girl, whose body is sexy but her face looks like an accident.

"gosh, wtf is this? It seems like god has given her a body but kicked her face"!!!

by phlegmat March 24, 2005

fucks given

Zero fucks

"Zero Fucks Were Given"
"Zero Fucks Given"

by CoDRespawns November 13, 2013

gliver

A fictitious human organ whose purpose is to turn solid waste product into rancid smelling gas - which is eventually expelled through the anus.

Please excuse my awful farts...I have an overactive gliver.

by Zen January 3, 2007

Hoyven Glaven

Proffessor Frinks catchphrase.

Generally means nothing.

"With the Hoyven and the Glaven and the KILL YOU!"

"Hoyven Glaven!"

by Naralas June 25, 2006

grivens

The wrinkles on a scrotumn.

After football practice Steve had sweat dripping from his grivens.

grivens

by handsome Kelley November 2, 2009

god given meat

An overexagerated term for a penis. This term implies that not only does said penis exist, but that God himself gave it to the owner.

Someone who is proud of his (or hers?) penis would use this term.

I will smite you with my God given meat, in the name of all things holy!

by Argonak August 14, 2008