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glaze goatee

the residue left on one's face after performing a nice sloppy job of cunnilingus. The "glaze" would be all across and above the upper lip, down the edges of the mouth and completely covering the whole front of the chin.
After Delilah had her orgasm, Fred lifted his mouth from between her legs. She raised her head from the pillow and saw he was grinning at her. She smiled with satisfaction and found it quite charming how his glaze goatee glistened in the candlelight.
by theinstigator December 30, 2013
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glace

'Glace' is used to address someone you are "locked in with".

The word comes from the combination of 'gritty' and 'lace', as in someone who is tied in with your lifestyle through the tough times and has shown grit.

'glace' started as part of the culture of underground rappers around the New England area but quickly spread through the grapevine around the underground U.S.

It is often used as a casual greeting as well.
"I 'preciate you for your support in the show, my glace."
"Yo! What's good my glace? How you been?"
"Joe has been a glace since day one; let him in the place, man."
by clubrezal1600 January 10, 2023
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Swedish Glaze

The shiney glaze left when semen drys on the skin.
"She left my place with her face still swedish glazed"
by wolfparadise June 12, 2009
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closet glaze

Whenever a girl does something stupid to you without consciousness of consequences that warrants retaliation, you take her to a closet of sufficient size to accommodate the both of you. Prior to entering you inform a friend or acquaintance to gather a group of people in front of the closet door in the next few minutes. If all goes according to plan at this point the girl will be topless and giving you a blow job. As stealthily as possible, hide her garments somewhere out of her reach. What you are going to do is ejaculate on her face, put your dick away, and exit the closet to acknowledge the crowd gathered by your friend with "Ayyyyy" and possibly a thumbs up. The girl has just been closet glazed.
Guy: "Dude, I was at this party and before I could even get through the door some drunk girl with nice tits stops me, starts hitting on me and acting like she knows me. In her drunken stupor she slaps my phone out of my hand and the screen spider webs on the sidewalk. She was too stupid to realize that she had done anything wrong so I gave her a closet glaze. Hopefully next time she will take a moment to think before she drinks."

Dude: "Wait, wait, wait, you got a blow job?"
by Bronco Avenger July 9, 2010
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Geist Glare

A look of extreme disapproval conveyed to someone who is in the process of apologizing for a certain action. Typically seen in instances where the camera should be focused on the one giving the apology, but inexplicably includes an unrelated, disapproving person in the shot.

Named after Willie Geist, whose stern look of disapproval was, for whatever reason, included in the shot of Mark Halperin apologizing for calling Barack Obama a dick on MSNBC (later satirized by The Daily Show)
Mark Halperin - I am truly sorry for my actions.

Willie Geist - *geist glare*
by magzillas July 2, 2011
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I gave my word to stop at third

1. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement;

2. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement that was funny the first 1,000,000 times it appeared on a tee shirt.
Man 1: Your tee shirt says "I gave my word to stop at third."

Man 2: Pretty funny, huh?

Man 1: Please kill me.
by BcozTheNite March 27, 2008
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glabella

the gap between both eyebrow
just watch the picture then you find out what is the meaning of glabella
by mahmood.Kia February 23, 2014
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