granting (verb) other forms: grant, granted,
to completely exaggerate something to the point where everyone just rolls their eyes and pretends to listen. Adds over excessive emphasis to a story to make it sound interesting when it really is just a bore. Usually used in a negative manner. Someone who grants is a very annoying person.
to completely exaggerate something to the point where everyone just rolls their eyes and pretends to listen. Adds over excessive emphasis to a story to make it sound interesting when it really is just a bore. Usually used in a negative manner. Someone who grants is a very annoying person.
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Get the gunting mug.To “grunt the semi” is to drunkenly gyrate ones partially erect penis against consenting older (40+) women on a nightclub dancefloor. Apparently, this is something of a trend amongst the younger monkeys.
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Get the grunting the semi mug.when a person (the granter) is super quick with another and is extremely perturbed by someone asking them a simple question. they (the granter) usually interupts the first person before they even get their question out. then they (the granter) immediately try and degrade the first person.
Example #1:
A Dad asking his son a question because the Dad is interested in what his son did at school today-
Dad (intended question): Hi Grant How was your school day?
Dad (actual attemped question): Hi Grant How was .....?
TheGranter (with "granting" behavior): No Dad! Stop asking me questions! I'm, tired, sick, hungary, hate you, you're stupid and you're bothering me, you alway do this so leave me alone, etc.
Example #2:
A Dad asking his son about why he didn't eat his breakfast because the Dad is concered about his son's health and welfare-
Dad (intended question): Grant, you didn't finish the nice breakfast I made for you. What's wrong?
Dad (actual attemped question): Grant, you...
TheGranter (with "granting" behavior): Stop it Dad! I hate this food. It makes me sick. I've never liked it. You just do this to make me upset. I hate you.
A Dad asking his son a question because the Dad is interested in what his son did at school today-
Dad (intended question): Hi Grant How was your school day?
Dad (actual attemped question): Hi Grant How was .....?
TheGranter (with "granting" behavior): No Dad! Stop asking me questions! I'm, tired, sick, hungary, hate you, you're stupid and you're bothering me, you alway do this so leave me alone, etc.
Example #2:
A Dad asking his son about why he didn't eat his breakfast because the Dad is concered about his son's health and welfare-
Dad (intended question): Grant, you didn't finish the nice breakfast I made for you. What's wrong?
Dad (actual attemped question): Grant, you...
TheGranter (with "granting" behavior): Stop it Dad! I hate this food. It makes me sick. I've never liked it. You just do this to make me upset. I hate you.
by Grant'sDad March 29, 2010
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When a group of friends is enjoying smoking pot and one person decides to hold the joint/bowl while talking your ear off about a random story that nobody gives a shit about.
Jimmy and Steve were smoking a joint steve kept holding the joint and letting it burn out, "Steve, quit Granting the joint and pass that shit."
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