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mctouchin gland disorder

Abbreviated MGD. Affects 1 in 7 billion. Caused by inflamed McTouchin Gland. Symptoms include excessive touching, erections in math class, late assignments in Bio(especially labs), death, and chapped lips due to herpes. Currently no cure.
"Man Kwin your MGD (McTouchin Gland Disorder) is really acting up today, want an alka-seltzer?"
by cavs5 June 12, 2014
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prostate gland

This being the male G Spot: it is a small gland the size of a Brussel sprout that sits inside the rectum upon the urethra. When stimulated, either by finger, penis or dildo, it causes a dry orgasm; that is an orgasm without erection, or penile stimulation.
Sandra, with her three fingers inserted into Bruces's anus just touched the prostate gland. She watched as he ejaculated his semen onto the bed sheets. It was then she realised that the male prostate gland was indeed a male sexual organ.
by clinton sounds April 11, 2005
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seduceous gland

N: A particular gland that exists in most human beings. The primary purpose serves to seduce the opposite sex. Not to be confused with the sebaceous gland or the sudoriferous gland, which does the opposite thing.
John: "Dam brotha, u got 20 girls at that bar last nite"
Tom: "yea its all thanks to my huge seduceous gland"
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glance-flirt

When one notices an attractive person (usually across a room or street), they may stare intently at the other party until said party looks over at them, at which time the head of the glance-flirt initiator will be turned away. At regular intervals, the two must now look up at each other and make eye contact for a brief amount of time, then look away again.

This is an acceptable form of flirting.
I was at the grocery store today. There was this really hot girl there, and I was glance-flirting with her like the whole time I was there.
by MrCinnamon July 21, 2009
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Garno

Garno is an adjective, coming from the Pesaro dialect, which is attributed to fantastic or very beautiful things or situations for the speaker. it is often also used outside Pesaro, especially due to the influence of a twitch streamer, Muusoo who always uses it
A:"hey, I graduated" B:"garno"
"this pasta dish is too garno"
by lollolord March 23, 2021
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Garnet

In the TCG community , a Garnet refers to s an unplayable card that's in your hand. The term comes from the Yugioh! card "Gem-Knight Garnet" which was played so often with another card called "Brillant Fusion' that opening it was nothing short of a brick.
Friend: "How did your games go?"
Other friend: "Bad, I opened nothing but Garnets."
by HighKeyClutch January 2, 2020
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memory glands

a set of breasts so intoxicating that you'll remember them for the rest of your life
My ex-girlfriends a real bitch but she had a great pair of memory glands
by youzafoo April 23, 2011
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