Where’s Gladys?¿ No one knows. She could be with Michael at Chuck-E-Cheese, she could be pleasuring herself with a bubblegum flavoured ‘popsicle’ whilst watching little Kelly frolick, or she could be jumping on top the rooftops of the elderly home singing twinkle winkle little Kelz. She’s an astrological lesbian who howls once a full moon arises. She’s 69 and a very strong feminist. So watch out biotches she might bite <3 everything u want to b.
“What does your Gladys do for you on a Friday night??”
“What’s a Gladys”
“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”
“What’s a Gladys”
“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”
by astonishedastrology November 24, 2018
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an amazing friend with a kind heart. always knows how to make you laugh and brighten your day. the best of friends there is :)
by heluavagood July 09, 2012
The name that meg wants to change her name to because apprently it is awesome and much better than meg. Actaully the name Gladyes implies that the person has numerous STD's, drinks like a man, and has legs the size of christmas hams.
Hi I'm Gladyes nice to meet you.
by Kirk Jackson February 06, 2005
A lunch lady.
by Hand_Person February 07, 2020
What I call homo-sapiens
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gladys "osepohinaluliye" Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gladys "osepohinaluliye" Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025