Girth Day occurs every May 1. It is a day to honor those among us that are Girthier than the average man. Examples of honorees include: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Baptista, and Ron Jeremy.
Happy Girth Day!
by jmn3813 May 01, 2011
Person: "Hello, I would like to ship a package."
UPS: "Could you please tell us the weight and girth of the box?"
Person: "Umm... The weight is 18 pounds, and the girth is.... 3."
UPS: "3 what?"
Person: "3... Girth units."
UPS: "Could you please tell us the weight and girth of the box?"
Person: "Umm... The weight is 18 pounds, and the girth is.... 3."
UPS: "3 what?"
Person: "3... Girth units."
by forevercha0s November 10, 2010
Girth Robot lives!
by Girth Disciple May 29, 2013
Looking up girth for comparison of male genitals while attempting in vain to not seem gay, a homophobic search term.
by whatatroll April 08, 2014
A well endowed man, not only in length but width as well.
- a man with a codpiece that resembles the trunk of a redwood, never ending in length and unwavering in width from base to tip.
- sometimes used to describe the human pringles can.
- in Northeastern Tennessee, this is most widely know as a pseudonym for a country man with an enormous codpiece.
- a man with a codpiece that resembles the trunk of a redwood, never ending in length and unwavering in width from base to tip.
- sometimes used to describe the human pringles can.
- in Northeastern Tennessee, this is most widely know as a pseudonym for a country man with an enormous codpiece.
Rick's dick is so big, that when he slid it up in her, he still had two hands on the base. It was like a fat kid wearing a shmedium shirt. Now Rick is known as Girth Brooks.
by Captain Kack n Bahlz January 12, 2020
by payouroy March 03, 2005
When two larger men sandwich a less girthy woman between them, creating a girth sandwich of double penetration
by Guurthmonster69lmao October 08, 2018