There is toilet paper stuck in Shana's guncher.
by Holly Minich February 29, 2004
Get the Guncher mug.The sensation a woman has when she was for a time free of conscious awareness of the male gaze and did not feel othered, but is then reminded in some way that she is a woman first and a geek, colleague, or writer, etc a distant second. That is, being grunched is the sensation of being firmly and unexpectedly othered.
There it was, the sickening grunch as I landed involuntarily back in my body- and not my entire body either, but specific parts of it.
by sigflup October 26, 2010
Get the grunch mug.Any form of absurdly tight underwear that extends above the belly button, usually worn by, some middle age woman, and is particularly famous amongst older generations.
Jessica- " Sometimes i feel so old."
Sean- "You think your old now, wait until your my Grandmas age. Your taste in underwear will go from thongs, to Gaunchies."
Sean- "You think your old now, wait until your my Grandmas age. Your taste in underwear will go from thongs, to Gaunchies."
by yourmomwearsgaunchies November 9, 2010
Get the Gaunchies mug.verb - pulling anothers underpants in an upward fashion from the front of the underclothing - the result can be and often is a squishing of the penis or testes in a painful manner. Similar to a Wedgie except the pulling occurs from the front of the individual.
by TimmerOU812 July 18, 2020
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The gwunch of a hammer is to pound
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The gwunch of a book is information
by COTUS pep March 24, 2021
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by Telephone Repairman November 28, 2007
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Harry the little boy is very old. His legs are very harry and groggy. Glunch is the best i have ever had.
by Cat Nip September 16, 2005
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