geelan

whimsical, fanciful, unbelievable, astonishing, astounding

Drinking that cup of tea led promoted a state of geelan relaxation.

by Frank Quincy Smith January 6, 2008

Gelato Genitalia

An act of a man or woman sticking their genitals into ice cream. Usually used during foreplay.

I gave Alicia a little taste of my gelato genitalia!

by LangeTheThird June 18, 2014

Gelatinous Monster

A mythical creature shaped rather like a jellyfish, often found fangoriously devouring preteen children. Originates from the informative childrens literature, strongbad's Everyone is Different. See also fangoriously devoured.

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster... Hillary's legs are being digested."

by onetime October 4, 2003

gelangweilt

gelangweilt means bored in german

ich bin gelangweilt (I am bored)

by Blargg June 12, 2005

gelatinous

Referring to an item composed of gelatin or gelatin-like material. See StrongBad email 84.

Some people are being devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested.

by Steve January 12, 2005

Garland, Texas

A suburb of Dallas, Texas, USA. The population is around sixty-five thousand as of December 2009. Its school district is one of the few in the country that still allows you to choose which school you wish to go to.
This city was inspiration for the show 'King of the Hill', which is set in 'Arland, Texas.'
Garland was also the location of the beginning of the 2009 movie 'Zombieland.'
Sometimes referred to as G-Town, though that can also refer to Garland High School.
No one rides horses, and the majority of the population does not have a heavy southern drawl.

Have you ever been to Garland, Texas? That place is fucking awesome!

by The Color Fiend December 30, 2009

Gelalelope

A mammal with the general size and shape of a Hippopotamus, but with an unassuming, unamused expression on its face. The Gelalelope also has large wings resembling that of an eagle's, only they serve as balance organs more than anything. The Gelalelope is far too heavy to fly.

I saw a hippo on my last safari; only it wasn't a hippo. It was a Gelalelope.

by Hunter of G-lopes February 27, 2009