jerk ma-gerk

to jerk off, or have someone else jerk you off

brian: I'm going to jerk ma-gerk when we get back from this tennis tournament!

or

do you wanna jerk ma-gerk?

by chi-hi tennis March 1, 2008

gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.

"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"

by Anna Kiser March 11, 2008

gerksed

Gerks, to beat the shit out of someone in toronto slang

To get gerksed is to be beaten up

You finna gets gerksed if you dont nize yo shit

by Canadian boi6969669696966 February 20, 2019

Gerked

I group of people who are autistic and beat normies up.

Watch out its the Gerked group!

by Eric Burke December 14, 2018

gerk

Means to untie, unzip, unvelcro. Can be used to replace these words.

Your fly is gerked.
Don't gerk my shoe.
Raquel keeps gerking my lunchbox.

by TheAllKnowingFairyGodmother February 27, 2018

Gerk

Gerk can be another term for bitch…. or fag

“Yo this guy I have beef with, he’s a gerk yo😐”

by Lilshawn_ February 12, 2023

Gerk

Twerking of a penis.

I’ll send you a gerk video later tonight.

by ASTREER$ July 20, 2023