jerk ma-gerk

to jerk off, or have someone else jerk you off

brian: I'm going to jerk ma-gerk when we get back from this tennis tournament!

or

do you wanna jerk ma-gerk?

by chi-hi tennis March 01, 2008

gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.

"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"

by Anna Kiser March 12, 2008

gerksed

Gerks, to beat the shit out of someone in toronto slang

To get gerksed is to be beaten up

You finna gets gerksed if you dont nize yo shit

by Canadian boi6969669696966 February 20, 2019

Gerk

Twerking of a penis.

I’ll send you a gerk video later tonight.

by ASTREER$ July 21, 2023

Gerk

A Mans Butthole in Jail

“Shut up before i get in your Gerk”

by V8DM_Clutch March 29, 2024

Gerk

A man’s butt

Kaleb plays with the mans gerk inside the car not knowing he’s being watched.

by Jiamek April 24, 2024

Gerk

Word popularised in East Melbourne used to refer to someone who is weird, nerdy and overall uncool. Or to call someone ugly or goofy looking. It can also be used to describe something Wack, embarrassing and again uncool

I’m sick of all these gerks in the library.
Bro what are you wearing, that shit is gerked out.
Bro that gerk will never pull that girl.

by Juicy ingredients June 28, 2024