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jerk ma-gerk

to jerk off, or have someone else jerk you off
brian: I'm going to jerk ma-gerk when we get back from this tennis tournament!

or

do you wanna jerk ma-gerk?
by chi-hi tennis March 1, 2008
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gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.
"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"
by Anna Kiser March 11, 2008
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gerksed

Gerks, to beat the shit out of someone in toronto slang

To get gerksed is to be beaten up
You finna gets gerksed if you dont nize yo shit
by Canadian boi6969669696966 February 20, 2019
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gerk

Means to untie, unzip, unvelcro. Can be used to replace these words.
Your fly is gerked.
Don't gerk my shoe.
Raquel keeps gerking my lunchbox.
by TheAllKnowingFairyGodmother February 27, 2018
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Gerk

Shut up before i get in your Gerk”
by V8DM_Clutch March 28, 2024
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Gerk

That meeting was a total gerk session. Does anyone even know what they talked about?
by Camptheman45 August 17, 2025
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Gerk

Gerk can be another term for bitch…. or fag
“Yo this guy I have beef with, he’s a gerk yo😐”
by Lilshawn_ February 12, 2023
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