jerk ma-gerk

to jerk off, or have someone else jerk you off

brian: I'm going to jerk ma-gerk when we get back from this tennis tournament!

or

do you wanna jerk ma-gerk?

by chi-hi tennis March 1, 2008

gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.

"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"

by Anna Kiser March 11, 2008

Gerked

I group of people who are autistic and beat normies up.

Watch out its the Gerked group!

by Eric Burke December 14, 2018

Gerk

To spew corporate jargon.

That meeting was a total gerk session. Does anyone even know what they talked about?

by Camptheman45 August 17, 2025

Gerk

Word popularised in East Melbourne used to refer to someone who is weird, nerdy and overall uncool. Or to call someone ugly or goofy looking. It can also be used to describe something Wack, embarrassing and again uncool

I’m sick of all these gerks in the library.
Bro what are you wearing, that shit is gerked out.
Bro that gerk will never pull that girl.

by Juicy ingredients June 27, 2024

Gerk

Gerk can be another term for bitch…. or fag

“Yo this guy I have beef with, he’s a gerk yo😐”

by Lilshawn_ February 12, 2023

Gerk

A man’s butt

Kaleb plays with the mans gerk inside the car not knowing he’s being watched.

by Jiamek April 23, 2024