jerk ma-gerk

to jerk off, or have someone else jerk you off

brian: I'm going to jerk ma-gerk when we get back from this tennis tournament!

or

do you wanna jerk ma-gerk?

by chi-hi tennis March 1, 2008

gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.

"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"

by Anna Kiser March 11, 2008

Gerk Jerkin'

when you jerk off with vinegar.

When you get named Gerk Jerkin' on discord

Adam: Have you tried jerking off with vinegar? the tingles are rather pleasant

Scott: I've been Gerk Jerkin' all my life

by Spoonyl0ve October 26, 2020

gerk

Means to untie, unzip, unvelcro. Can be used to replace these words.

Your fly is gerked.
Don't gerk my shoe.
Raquel keeps gerking my lunchbox.

by TheAllKnowingFairyGodmother February 27, 2018

Gerk

A Mans Butthole in Jail

“Shut up before i get in your Gerk”

by V8DM_Clutch March 28, 2024

Gerk

To spew corporate jargon.

That meeting was a total gerk session. Does anyone even know what they talked about?

by Camptheman45 August 17, 2025

Gerk

Twerking of a penis.

I’ll send you a gerk video later tonight.

by ASTREER$ July 20, 2023