jerk ma-gerk

to jerk off, or have someone else jerk you off

brian: I'm going to jerk ma-gerk when we get back from this tennis tournament!

or

do you wanna jerk ma-gerk?

by chi-hi tennis March 1, 2008

jerk the gerk

see jack off masterbate

at camp we had 12 guys and one porn mag, so many people jerked their gerks to that one mag!!!

by scenster September 25, 2004

B'gerk

To backhand someone in the junk. Back slap the twig and berries. Upper-cut the cock and balls. There can be multiple techniques depending on the style of the b'gerker. It is important to mention that it is not a true b'gerk if the person knows its coming. It must come when the person least expects it.

Roman told his girlfriend something inappropriate I said so for payback he will get brutal b'gerking.

by mercD January 23, 2011

Yerting a Gerk

When someone is yerting your gerk, it means they're yanking your dank, or beating your meat.

Example 1:

Jakobe -"Yo! Me and Roxanne went out last night and she yerted my gerk so good!!!"
Darek - "Damn man, get me a girl like Roxanne!"

Example 2:

Roxanne - "While yerting a gerk, remember to have fun!"

by urbandicKtlover69 November 28, 2018

The Gerk

1. an abbreviation for the Gerkin Syndrome

2. unfortunately endowed

3. a minuscule penis

Damn! That boy's got The Gerk!

by Mode & Burl July 7, 2010

jerkin my gerkin

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

Gerked

To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.

You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?

by #truth101 May 9, 2017