vampire geese

Canadian geese which roam during the late hours of the night, terrorizing second shift workers, late-night Wal-Mart shoppers and other night denizens everywhere with their attacks. A bite will not turn you, but it will definitely piss you off.

Vampire Goose: "HISS!"
QT Worker 1: "Ow! Something just bit me in the ass!"
QT Worker 2: "These fucking vampire geese man, they never sleep!"

by irelandgneis August 14, 2012

Canadian geese

Canadian anger vessels

You know why Canadians are never mad, Canadian Geese

by Bowsercrusher19 June 21, 2019

Geeked

To be highly obsessed or in love with a person ; to describe an intense interest or emotion

I’m so geeked over son ones son .

by Ponyboy July 5, 2018

geeber

Slang term for a gravity bong hit.

Yo, I'm lookin' to get housed. Pull me a geeber?

by Sam March 31, 2005

Geeven

To give away the ending of something, as in a movie or a TV show.

I don't want to geeven Harry Potter for you guys, so I won't tell you what happened, but it was totally awesome.

by John S Holmes September 3, 2005

Geeve

1. Having no particular interest or concern; apathetic: geeve about the sufferings of others
2. Having no marked feeling for or against: She geeved about their proposal
3. Not mattering one way or the other: I geeve which outfit you choose
4. Characterized by a lack of partiality; unbiased: a geeving moderator
5. Not active or involved; neutral: guests of this site geeve

One who "geeve"s; Often heard to utter the word "meh", type *shrugs shoulders.

by Tom February 25, 2003

grey geesed

Having drank two bottles of Grey Goose in a single night. Most often done with a group of people. Comes from the Lil' Wayne quote: "I got two bottles of goose, that's geese!"

Man, last night me and my bros grey geesed it, nobody even tried to get any action because we were too drunk to speak.

by TronsauseFiveMillion January 4, 2010