take a gander

It means to "take a look at."

Not "to take a guess at."

Take a gander at that link I sent you when you get a chance. I think it'll really knock your heckin' socks off tbh.

by Lessen August 10, 2018

Ganger Banger

A less intimidating sounding name for a member belonging to a gang.

"Dude Ganger Bangers are bogus, killing people and stuff."
"Naw Dude they have it worse, All they need is a little Love:)"

by JesusLover56789 September 29, 2011

poon gazer

gynecologist

My wife went to see her poon gazer today. Turns out it's another chick. How hot is that!

by amanis December 9, 2008

crotch-gazer

One who continually gazes at and notices the crotch area - be it front or back, be it man lady or animal.

"Did you see those big ol' balls on that dog?"
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."

"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."

by June Monsoon October 8, 2013

gander

a look, a glance (from the stretched, gooselike neck of someone gazing intently)

Take a gander at this wierd machine over here.

by Light Joker December 10, 2005

cup and gander

1. A real piece of shit; totally worthless.
2. Slacker, loafer.

My glass piece is entirely cup and gander, not even a homeless man would use it too smoke the dirtiest rock ever.

by punisher December 16, 2004

Meat Gazer

One who stares at another man's package while the victim is not looking.

Jamie notices Freddie gazing at his package on the way to school and says...... "Freddie what the hell are you staring at?......Fucking Meat Gazer"! (Everyone laughs hysterically)

by Diggs the Mountie November 23, 2006