gander reveal

A meme that was going around r/traa for a week then died. It was used to poke fun at people who throw a party over their baby's genitals
angy tran: Come to my gander reveal
gross cishet: don't you mean gen-
angy tran: no you pedo
angy tran 2:*releases geese into the house*
by DatGooseBoio February 02, 2021
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Take A Gander At My Ballsack

A phrase originated from when the turtle from animal crossing: new leaf said "Take a gander" It was paired with "My ballsack" And used as a meet and greet, mostly at weddings, family reunions and bang outs.
Will - " Hey Katie, You silly Fuckin' whore, Come here."
Katie - "Anything for you, Daddy!"
Will - "Yeah Bitch, Take a gander at my ballsack!"
Katie - "What a monstrosity."
by Willy Smoker February 22, 2021
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groping gander

Any one who wants sex who doesn't get it and honks about it all day
My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.
by somire February 27, 2016
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plucking the gander

1. colloquial phrase
2. Plucking the feathers off a male goose
Man, I was really plucking the gander all day today. I went to the grocery store and got an apple.
by germangarfield February 20, 2025
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goosey gander

To walk around a certain area with no intention of going anywhere definite, almost like a goose wandering around a river bank pooping in random spots and harrasing little children but then waddling away somewhere else or better known as a goosey gander.
"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"
by Speedygonzalez July 05, 2015
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reverse gander

the act in which one party reverses the classic "gander this" trick back at you
"did you hit her with the reverse gander?"
"yeah, i ripped off my clothes and said 'gander this bitch'"
by gandergoer1341 July 14, 2024
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A way to say a man is bisexual.

It comes from "what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander," meaning that the goose and gander despite differences have shared interests. But in this case the shared interest is that of the sauce provider.
Tony: I saw James out last night with Rebecca, but it kind of looked like they were on a date or something. Weird.
Sara: Why weird?
Tony: Isn't James gay? I know he used to date Terrence.
Sara: Oh, no---not gay; he's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander. Always been that way.
by bdawgy0 July 07, 2023
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