gander reveal

A meme that was going around r/traa for a week then died. It was used to poke fun at people who throw a party over their baby's genitals

angy tran: Come to my gander reveal
gross cishet: don't you mean gen-
angy tran: no you pedo
angy tran 2:*releases geese into the house*

by DatGooseBoio February 2, 2021

Take A Gander At My Ballsack

A phrase originated from when the turtle from animal crossing: new leaf said "Take a gander" It was paired with "My ballsack" And used as a meet and greet, mostly at weddings, family reunions and bang outs.

Will - " Hey Katie, You silly Fuckin' whore, Come here."
Katie - "Anything for you, Daddy!"
Will - "Yeah Bitch, Take a gander at my ballsack!"
Katie - "What a monstrosity."

by Willy Smoker February 22, 2021

'Gander Jack

Basically a Michigander Jack o' lantern. It is a Jack O' Lantern carved from a parsnip instead of a pumpkin. The original jack o lantern in the folklore was a parsnip so it continues the tradition. Sometimes the leftover parsnip trimmings are used to make Pastys which are a regional dish

I carved some 'Gander Jacks with my parents last weekend. Our porch is looking very festive now and we made some kick ass Pastys

by BabyShrekdoo-doo-doo-doo September 12, 2022

Gander

A walk with no objective

You wanna go for a gander

by Bloody brill September 24, 2017

reverse gander

the act in which one party reverses the classic "gander this" trick back at you

"did you hit her with the reverse gander?"
"yeah, i ripped off my clothes and said 'gander this bitch'"

by gandergoer1341 July 13, 2024

groping gander

Any one who wants sex who doesn't get it and honks about it all day

My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.

by somire August 24, 2016

gander jack

a jack o lantern made from a parsnip

Clean up those gander jack scraps

by Pistons313 September 12, 2022