Furious Fist of the Fern

The puff of smell jutting from a hotboxed car when it rolled down the windows

Wow that car really hit me with the Furious Fist of the Fern when they aired out the car

by Sloth King Waft August 19, 2017

Furious FAP February

Furious FAP February is the whole month of February, when a guy who is participating, jacks off the number of times a day as the number of the day in the month, i.e. once on the Feb first, twice on Feb second, 3 times on Feb third, etc. On leap year - the dude gets a jo bud to jack him off 29 times.

I'm participating in Furious FAP February, and I'm right on schedule -- I've whacked off 4 times today!

by USAF Cadet February 4, 2021

Furious Bitch

An enraging female who attempts to reduce the enjoyment of a fun game of poker.

Fuck Helen is a Furious Bitch! We're playing for FUN!

by Bjergi March 16, 2009

Furious Goldfish

Furious Goldfish

Tumblr based term to explain a situational existence.

A person who is in rage at being kept in a fish bowl.

Similar to being in a glass bowl trapped and looking outside.

I’m like a furious goldfish at having to be in this school.
I’m beginning to feel suffocated at home like a furious goldfish

by Absolutelyfurious August 15, 2018

furious george

A play on the name of a popular children's character, curious george, this term is used to describe an individual who has lost his cool. Generally used by a third party describing an incident to which they feel no emotion and can therefore put a comical spin on the situation.

Example 1:
Upon discovering Bill's general incompetence, the boss was one furious george!

Example 2:
I cut off some furious george on the free way today... man was he t squared!

by carterh October 7, 2006

furious skills

Just like "mad skills" but instead they are furious skills. Furious skills is better than mad skills by far.

Guy: Have you seen that girl run? Shes got mad skills.
Guy 2: Nah man, shes got furious skills!
Guy: What the hell?
Guy 2: Big pimpin.
Guy: Dumbass freak.
Guy 2: Yo mommas a freak in bed.
Passerby: Damn! Burn!
Passerby 2: He just fried yo ass.
Hippie: Stop eating those hater tots duude. Like lets get high.

by Kayleigh is crunk & emo June 24, 2007

Furious George

When you amputate someones armpits and then glue them to your forehead with furious rage

Kyle: "Can I have your armpits please sir?"

Dr Kenneth Noisewater: "Get fucked!"

*Kyle pulls out a chainsaw and hacks off Noisewater's pits*

Kyle: "Got those suckers. What a Furious George. Now... time to make me a sandwitch."

by Matt1731990 February 28, 2009