The state of being corporately displaced or otherwise W-2 challenged while managing to maintain a positive attitude. Also known as 'Jobbus Interruptus'.
She updated her resume and applied to a couple of jobs online, but truth be told Jayne was in no hurry to brush her teeth before noon.
"I'm on FUnEMPLOYMENT, Bitches! Besides...I can't afford the toothpaste right now anyway..."
"I'm on FUnEMPLOYMENT, Bitches! Besides...I can't afford the toothpaste right now anyway..."
by Watzamatoni December 17, 2011
Get the FUnEMPLOYMENT mug.In Dungeons & Dragons or similar game, when a player's minimum damage is enough to defeat an enemy but the player desires to see the resulting damage, this is referred to as rolling "funeral damage."
GM: What's the minimum damage for your dagger attack?
Player 1: Let's see, it's dee-four plus eight. So, nine.
Player 2: Don't forget sneak attack.
Player 1: Oh duh. Two dee-six means two more.
GM: Eleven damage is enough to kill this guy. You just need to hit.
Player 1: Woo! Seventeen on the die! Eat it!
GM: Okay, it's dead.
Player 2: Wait a second, you get to roll like, three dice. DO IT.
GM: Fine. Roll funeral damage.
Player 1: Nice! Twenty-one damage.
GM: He only had three hit points left.
Player 1: Let's see, it's dee-four plus eight. So, nine.
Player 2: Don't forget sneak attack.
Player 1: Oh duh. Two dee-six means two more.
GM: Eleven damage is enough to kill this guy. You just need to hit.
Player 1: Woo! Seventeen on the die! Eat it!
GM: Okay, it's dead.
Player 2: Wait a second, you get to roll like, three dice. DO IT.
GM: Fine. Roll funeral damage.
Player 1: Nice! Twenty-one damage.
GM: He only had three hit points left.
by dither April 28, 2014
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by Sosku10 August 29, 2021
Get the your funeral mug.1. n. The practice of sending your non-functional electronics to the afterlife.
Honorable dead electronics can go to Valhalla if sent properly. In order to send your honorable dead to Valhalla, you must:
1.) place dead electronics in a boat
2.) set the boat on fire
3.) let it drift out on a body of water.
The higher the esteem for your dead device, the more peripherals and accessories you include in the boat so that it may have the same status, functionality, esteem and quality of life in the afterlife. Besides, manufacturers usually don't make the same connectors on different devices.
Just like Wall St., the real skill in this practice is to avoid a criminal record. Fire fighters and police officers are usually unfamiliar with this practice and will treat it with extreme skepticism or prejudice.
Honorable dead electronics can go to Valhalla if sent properly. In order to send your honorable dead to Valhalla, you must:
1.) place dead electronics in a boat
2.) set the boat on fire
3.) let it drift out on a body of water.
The higher the esteem for your dead device, the more peripherals and accessories you include in the boat so that it may have the same status, functionality, esteem and quality of life in the afterlife. Besides, manufacturers usually don't make the same connectors on different devices.
Just like Wall St., the real skill in this practice is to avoid a criminal record. Fire fighters and police officers are usually unfamiliar with this practice and will treat it with extreme skepticism or prejudice.
1) When I stopped drooling into my Mac Airbook, I realized it would no longer work. Since I love my Mac so much, I went to a near by lake to give it a Viking funeral.
2) I am on probation for a Viking funeral after sending my Super Nintendo to Valhalla after 14 years of glorious service. R.I.P., SNES
2) I am on probation for a Viking funeral after sending my Super Nintendo to Valhalla after 14 years of glorious service. R.I.P., SNES
by Halvar the Red February 28, 2009
Get the Viking Funeral mug.An expensive gathering of family and friends to observe a corpse, state that the deceased "looks good" in his or her coffin, gossip over how the person died, and then cast lots to divide any remaining assets.
Often many of the attendees haven't had contact with the deceased in years but now believe that appearing at the funeral to show support actually matters to a dead person or the truly bereaved.
Often many of the attendees haven't had contact with the deceased in years but now believe that appearing at the funeral to show support actually matters to a dead person or the truly bereaved.
Mark: Man, if I hear one more person say that Uncle Ray "looks good" in his coffin tonight during funeral calling hours I'm gonna flip out!
Jake: I know, right?! That bone cancer ate him away and he weighed 47 lbs when he died! Makes no sense!
Jake: I know, right?! That bone cancer ate him away and he weighed 47 lbs when he died! Makes no sense!
by dookeyboy December 3, 2010
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Get the Funeraling mug.Danielle broke up with her boyfriend and had a bad day at work. Sounds like she's going to have a beer funeral when she gets home.
by jesus peatz March 23, 2010
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