Fump

a man who smells women bicycle seats.

that guy is the biggest fump ever.

by cjaygreen December 2, 2011

flumph

a round jellyfish like creature with tentacles. Often described as "Weird" by people.

Whoa, man, look at that jellyfish thingie! What is that? A flumph?

by MRDOD October 27, 2003

fumped

V. To have sexual relations with an individual then shortly afterwards end any type of relationship with them.

Guy 1: Yo, weren't you seeing that chick?
Guy 2: Naw dawg, I strait up fumped that bitch.

Girl 1: Hey Kelly, weren't you dating that one guy?
Girl 1: Nah Bitch, I fumped him last week.

by Steve Howard Igor Templeton January 31, 2005

fumpkin

verb
1. Fapping whilst taking a shit
2. Bringing oneself to orgasm while in the process of defecating

"Last night I was giving my self a fumpkin and it was so hard to finish because my shit smelled so horrendous!"

by nym November 2, 2013

Fump

Derived from the words fap and hump. Means to masturbate by humping an inanimate object, such as a pillow, while fully clothed, cumming in your underwear

A young man planned to fump his pillow after he became aroused by watching footjob porn videos.
The boy fumped his pillow at least 2-3 times a week.
The parents of the boy confronted him on his fumping habits as they did not like having to wash his jizz soaked clothes.

by TheRealDemonD!ck October 5, 2015

Gorrest Fump

1) When 2 lesbian midgets fuck while both simultaneously on their periods.

Gorrest= the most gorey
Fump= midget sex

"Life is like a box of bloody midget sex..."

- Gorrest Fump.

by foresthump November 4, 2013

FUPHAUGE

large amount, many of, beve, plethora

Imelda Marcos owned a fuphauge of shoes, the orchestra had a fuphauge of instruments

by ericl July 7, 2004