happy famper

A male who, if home alone, will stay in the bathroom and masturbate for an extended duration of time.

"Dude your parents were gone yesterday! did you get shit faced?" "No Celeb Jihad uploaded new videos and I pulled a happy famper."

by Helmbros June 3, 2014

fuper

F. (fat) U. (upper) P. (pussy) R. (region)
The area of fat between a womans belly and her vagina. this could be used for gay men too.

Damn! Look at the FUPER hanging over her bikini bottoms

by jeff herbert June 11, 2006

fumperdink

N. a person who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person. A bumbling idiot.

Uncle Billy from Tennessee is a fumperdink. (:

by 123025lci October 10, 2019

Flumper

This word is a portmanteau of 'flabby' and 'dumper'. A flumper generally occurs when an obese person loses most of the excess weight, but the posterior retains its obesity, resulting in an average or even slim individual with a backside that sags grotesquely.

"She was damn hot when she was walking toward us, but after she passed by, I looked over my shoulder and saw she had a terrible flumper."

by Hellzapoppin' May 29, 2019

Fumder

a sly reference to the 'color of the carpet'. Spelled forwards, RED MUF, is a subtle way of pointing out the fair skinned ginger heads without the obnoxiousness.

Synonymous with: Fire crotch, Ring of Fire, Ginger, Hot Box

1) Dude, Fumder, five o'clock. I fuckin' love read heads, they're usually psychotic... but I DIG IT!

2) Dude, she's a fumder.

3) Hey, what's up Fumder?

by ellejayvtheworld June 13, 2010

fumpe

a group of bitches usually headed by a male

i was out with the my fumpe last night

by moe bitches July 29, 2006

fummer

Fun Summer

mannn.....that was such a fummer.....we had a blast!! WOO HOO

by lalafun June 16, 2010