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fucknut

1. disparaging term, short for a fucking crazy/nutty person
2. disparaging term for someone who's had their nuts fucked, or likes to fuck nuts, either human or squirrel food
1. Damned fucknut gave us too much homework.
2. No, i will NOT have sex with a fucknut.
by miso December 8, 2003
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fucknut

a total dipshit who is just a helpless clueless dumbass
Jollin: I wish I wasn't so lonely so I had someone to go grilling with. wanna come Lexus?
Lexus: heck yeah man! I'll bring my whole tub of infected cream cheese too!!
everyone: god these fucknuts
by PhysicsGurl April 29, 2019
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Fucknut

A person who masturbates in front of a crowd.
That stupid worthless Fucknut didn't give a shit about other people's thoughts!
by TommyTazadeh February 1, 2023
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Fucknut

PBMan
You are a total PBMan. Sorry, I take that back. You are stupid, beyond all comprehension, but not PBMan bad.
by Willy McNilly June 11, 2003
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fucknut

a word used to insult someone when you cant think of anything to say... invented by me.
random guy: your a dickhead!!
other guy: yeah well your, uhmm, A FUCKNUT
by R-R-R-Robb January 14, 2009
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Cranberry Fucknut

Probably the best insult to use. Ever. Use it instead of dipshit, or even ass hat.
Man, you can be a real cranberry fucknut sometimes.
by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty January 20, 2016
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Fucknut Johnson

wat my dad calls you

Someone is a complete "dumbass"
by Chevelle17 January 16, 2009
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