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FTLGDAMSBD

acronym for:
fuck that lets get drunk and make some bad decisions

usually used after someone gets dumped, cheated on, or is just looking for something deviant to do in order to get over something
girl 1: are you mad your boyfriend cheated on you with 2 other girls?
girl 2: no FTLGDAMSBD
girl 1: sounds good

guy 1: dude i got dumped
guy 2: don't be devastated man, FTLGDAMSBD
by mizamiza March 2, 2010
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FLODING

Pronounced flow-ding. When you flirt but in code, so you can do it in front of people but they don’t realise. Secret flirting.
Oh my god, I was floding with James so much at work today!
by Ausley Fly September 12, 2018
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flode

A flat chode. An offshoot of the chodal genus, the flode is even wider in girth and and shorter in height than it's tunacanesque cousin. It is also known by the abrasive term of 'pancake willy'. Very sexy.
Ever since that unfortunate incident with the meat tenderizer, our Zachary's already tunacan-shaped member has been flode-like in appearence.

Hah,that pancake totally looks like Albert's flode, dude!!
by Captain Innuendo. January 21, 2005
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FTLOGTOTC!

Internet acronym slang for "For The Love Of God, Think Of The Children" Originated in an internet nation simulation game, Cybernations as the name of a 'No Nukes' treaty. Has now evolved to be used in any situation.
"Jen got so wasted last night. As a single mother, you'd think she'd be more responsible than that."

"FTLOGTOTC!!!"
by Genau October 6, 2007
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Flod

The most perfect cube of fat

(Not to be mistaken by imitators "Blod" and "Grod")
You can bounce it round the house,
You can wear it as a hat
You can show it to your dad,
You can drop it on your cat!

It's Flod, (Flod!)
It's Flod! (Flod!)
The most perfect cube of fat!
by Sultan February 2, 2005
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flodeboller

known as flødeboller, is a pastry, containing egg whites sugar and chocolate, which while being made seems to transform bird poo (les crotes de nez, comparison refering to the egg whites) into dog poo (les crotes de chiens, a comparison refering to the shape of the flodeboller with chocolate).
i like my flodeboller.
by offline2 April 30, 2011
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