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Harbor Freight

The best of the worst. Tool and widget retailer in the U.S. who sells heap, sketchy, one-time-use tools made only of the finest Chinesium. These products typically are all labled "Known to the state of Cancer to cause california". Other names for this retailer include "Harmful Fright Fools" and "The Usual Scumbags". Don't forget to engage your Safety Squints when using the brittle, shrapnel-sending devices purchased here.
I don't have enough money to buy a "Fap-On" tool... Guess I will head down to the usual scumbags "Harbor Freight" to purchase some cancer.
by bumblefuckeryinc September 26, 2021
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challenger motor freight

Cambridge-based trucking company known for their 100 km/h speeds. Owned by mr Einweeinie (Dan Einwechter, origin unknown) and directed by safety boss Bobby Can't go farther than Halfayard Halfyard.

They sport the usual Challenger Logo with a Red, Yellow and Blue flag. Their yard in Cambridge Ontario, is based on the same scheme as Super Dave Osborne's "Super Dave Compound".

There is a rumor going at Challenger that it was named after Bob Halfyard, who was "challenged" to run half a yard and couldn't go farther. Halfyard was half-challenged!

Challenger owns Cam Ditz (Hiltz), AGAIN! Motor Freight (Elgin Motor Freight), Motor City Sexpress (MCX) and Challenged! Motor Freight (Challenger Motor Freight).

The Challenger drivers are usually courteous but are the butts of many jokes. Usually they're called the Challenged Monkeys, Mentally Challenged, and Challengees.
Dan : I drive for Challenger Motor Freight!
Man : Good for you son! I drive for Swift!
Dan : SWING WIDE! IT'S A FUCKING TRAILER MAN!
by Disgruntled Greyhound Driver November 19, 2006
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Hobo freight

A non trademarked version of the name Harbor freight. Coined by Derek, creator of Vice Grip Garage. Probably because Harbor Freight offers tools at dirt cheap prices, of dirt cheap quality, mostly made of Chinesium. Who of us haven't broken a H.F ratchet?
"Hey Alex, you got your Hobo Freight tools? I need to work on my Dodge Neon, and I don't care if I break something."
by Watchalater July 10, 2021
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freight trained

feeling like an emotional wreckage after some iccident and now all you can do is lie around feeling like crap
my girlfriend just dumped me, i'm totally freight trained
by lukethebigfatleonard May 9, 2007
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Frighten turtle syndrome

The act of the male penis retreating back into the pelvis area causing it to look like the head a Frighten turtle Also known as FTS
That water was damn cold I now have Frighten turtle syndrome (FTS)
by Wooha5062 April 26, 2010
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move some freight

To take a dump, to drop anchor, to throw a turd, to drop the kids off at the pool, to hit the head.
"Dude, I gotta move some freight"

"Dude, the warehouse is backing up. I gotta move some freight, now."
by Fat City September 29, 2006
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Frightmare

(noun): Originated by "1000 Ways To Die". A frightmare is when you have a repeated nightmare and you die in your sleep from a heart attack.
Tina told me that she use to have nightmares about midgets. That's before she died in her sleep from a frightmare.
by capnkev April 8, 2009
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