Fritz

A fat king of cats that has a twitchy back, eats massive amounts of food, and chews on plastic easter strips.

Fritz got so satisfied when he discovered the fancy feast in his catbowl.

by stowsta April 24, 2010

fritz

anyone who is gay

Yo I heard that new coach was a fritz!

by parkview June 25, 2008

fritz

An alternative name for a Devon sausage. Almost exclusively known as such in South Australia

For lunch I had fritz and sauce

by chibinezu March 22, 2008

FRITZ

A man who likes good semen, Aviation Ordenanceman with a taste for semen.

that fritz likes all the flavors and colors!!!

by AE1 DADDY October 5, 2012

Fritz

An idiotic poptart with half of a brain cell. His friends are probably a raccon with over sized teeth and twig legs and a shortie that has a crush on another shortie.

Fritz? I know him! Isnt he the one thats voice got 1,097,088 times deeper and has a mustache growing in? If I was judging him mentally I woulda thought he was 3!

by Someome November 11, 2018

Fritzed

1. The way you feel when you don't know what to feel
2. A sensation to cry, but your not going to....cause your a man.

1. He felt fritzed after being fired from his job...by his mom.
2. He was so fritzed after his doctor told him he is one in a million men who have periods.

by SeniorDonDavid January 27, 2014

Fritz

An eater of paint chips, valve oil, and M&M's stuck in a mellophone for a season.

Molly and I: Fritz, those are paint chips.

Fritz: I know *hahahahaha*

by Shorty August 12, 2004