Russian fracturing

Fracturing the subsurface rock using nuclear bombs to increase production of oil & gas.

CEO: We need to increase oil production or the company will go broke.

Russian Engineer: Why don't we use Russian Fracturing.

by Agswaggg August 30, 2012

Fracture of femur

“Fracture a femur” is just like “Break a leg”
But more detailed “go fracture a femur!”

“As someone goes on stage”
Person: Fracture of femur!
“Wha.....”

by Spaced out of my mind November 21, 2020

apologetic pneumonia with a fractured ginglymus while at a dj listening to the beatles

verbally long word

bro have you heard?
what?
apologetic pneumonia with a fractured ginglymus while at a dj listening to the beatles!!!
what the fuck are you talking about

by morting April 9, 2025

Penal fracture

When you fall on your boner so hard that it breaks in half

I got a penal fracture while trying to chase Jessica at the prom dance

by dickWad25 July 16, 2020

Fracture side

When you're in a fistfight while being aided by your friends, and you accidentally hit one of them.

Fracture side, Marco. Look it up!

by MrBigDig April 7, 2024