fornication

a cochroach ,
serious, search fornication in google images

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by sofia March 14, 2004

Self Fornication

The fornicating (Fucking) of ones self to ones self.

Lacey: I've been really stressed lately, and I haven't been with a man in a while. I don't know what to do!!
Maria: Have you ever tried Self Fornication?? It does wonders to your relaxation;)

by T.S Elliot (Modernist) May 20, 2011

cohabitation without fornication

a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.

George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."

Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."

Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."

by keVIInXI July 8, 2011

fornication probation

fornication probation is that of being prevented or suspended from the act of having sex usually in regards to that of being in a relationship and the female is going through menstruation but is not limited to just couples can also be used in refering to singles such as having a herpes outbreak

she has been placed on fornication probation due to the fact that her man sprained the ligaments in his penis falling down the stairs with an erection

by herpes_love April 2, 2011

Profilactic Fornication

profilactic fornication- the act of sex with use of protection, for example; Condom or vaginal ring

protecive, sex, Profilactic Fornication

by CONGLONERATION! January 18, 2011

Fortnication

When two grown ass adults have gone on at least 12 dates and have yet to bump ugliest because they're both awkward AF. They're upcoming date involves building a fort with the intention of bang-a-rangin for the 1st time inside of said fort.

Yo bro, Kim is comin over for a lil bit of fortnication tonight, we're gonna build a fort and bang-a-rang in it for the 1st time. Can we please have the apartment to ourselves?

by Kim needs a him February 12, 2021

forknication

when you put you penis into food

1.ohh my god steak ur sooo nasty

thats the kinda stuff u say during forknication

by Ormarus December 8, 2011